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Kick the Baby

Season 1

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Kyle won't let Ike go to school with him and Cartman has a nightmare about being probed by aliens.

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  2. nne Kick the Baby Odd-looking mouths.. :D reply
  3. Love_To_Spooge Gotta love that early writing The two guys right outta Colorado, making their first television show. The writing shows it, but still a great episode. reply
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  1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe 08.13.97 While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact, a reality.
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