Essay Contest Winner

The boys discuss the pros and cons of rainbows before learning that Cartman won the "Save Our Fragile Planet" essay contest.

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  2. MicrowavedNoodles :D I think this scene made me laugh the hardest out of any South Park episode. c: Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    Weight Gain 4000 Episode Air Date: When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart, Kathie Lee Gifford, comes to South Park to present this award on national television. While Cartman is busy bulking up for his TV debut, Mr. Garrison suffers flashbacks of childhood humiliation at the hands of Mrs. Gifford. Mr. Hat convinces Garrison to even the score once and for all, and together they hatch a malevolent plot to kill Kathie Lee! Stan, Kyle and Wendy must stop the deranged Mr. Garrison before it's too late.
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    Essay Contest Winner

    Season 1
    Weight Gain 4000
    The boys discuss the pros and cons of rainbows before learning that Cartman won the "Save Our Fragile Planet" essay contest.
    36,466 views 2:19 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Missed Shots

    Season 1
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    Mr. Garrison takes a shot, but hits Kenny. With Kathie Lee gone, no one cares about Cartman plagiarizing his essay.
    38,394 views 3:25 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Serenading Kathie Lee

    Season 1
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    As Mr. Garrison is frustrated by Kathie Lee's protective bubble, Chef sings about all the things he'd like to do to her.
    13,387 views 1:45 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Kathie Lee is Coming

    Season 1
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    The Mayor and her aides discuss how best to ready South Park for Kathie Lee Gifford's arrival.
    3,820 views 0:45 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Chef's Excited

    Season 1
    Weight Gain 4000
    Chef is excited to perform at the ceremony for Kathie Lee Gifford. He believes she's "a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy."
    2,853 views 0:45 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Painful Memories

    Season 1
    Weight Gain 4000
    Mr. Hat talks Garrison into killing Kathie Lee Gifford after they relive the painful memory of when she beat him at a children's talent show.
    2,465 views 1:32 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Mayor's Announcement

    Season 1
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    The Mayor stops by to tell the class that they'll be putting on a play for Kathie Lee about the history of South Park, directed by Mr. Garrison.
    1,685 views 0:58 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?

    Season 1
    Weight Gain 4000
    Cartman and Stan argue about Dolphins, Eskimos, and whether Cartman deserves to have won the essay contest.
    4,891 views 0:39 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

    Season 1
    Weight Gain 4000
    Cartman sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000. Wanting to become a Beefcake as soon as possible, he sends his mom to the store to buy some.
    84,139 views 1:01 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    94 Pound Beefcake

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    While waiting for the school bus, Cartman brags to the boys about his overnight jump from 90 to 94 pounds.
    11,966 views 1:09 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Garrison is Dismissed

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    The class shows off its "Story of South Park" play to the Mayor, but she finds it too violent. Garrison is dismissed as director.
    2,388 views 1:50 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Wendy Wants the Truth

    Season 1
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    Mr. Garrison decides to let Mr. Hat kill Kathie Lee. As Cartman gets fatter, Wendy plans to find the truth about his winning paper.
    3,252 views 0:53 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Buying a Gun

    Season 1
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    Mr. Garrison buys a gun from Jimbo so he and Mr. Hat can kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
    3,916 views 0:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Finding the Truth

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    Wendy breaks into the classroom to find Cartman's essay. She hides when Mr. Garrison shows up talking about killing Kathie Lee.
    1,588 views 0:45 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Must Stop Garrison

    Season 1
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    Kathie Lee is late, giving Mr. Garrison time to find the perfect place to shoot her. Wendy tells the boys of Garrison's plans for murder.
    3,950 views 1:31 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Follow Your Dreams

    Season 1
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    Mr. Garrison is stuck in a mental ward because of Mr. Hat's psychosis. Chef and Kathie Lee lay in bed watching a grossly obese Cartman tell Geraldo's audience to follow their dreams.
    8,348 views 1:01 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist