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Special Treatment
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
Stan
Cartman
Garrison
Mr. Hat
Homosexuals
Evil
Simon and Simon
Asian Cultures
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
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Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
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Preview
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Meet the Internet Stars
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys try to collect their Internet income at the Department of Internet Money.
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Cartman
Butters
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Afro Ninja
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Cheesing my F-ing Brains Out
Season 12
Major Boobage
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.
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No More Blue Balls
Season 12
Over Logging
The internet is locked up for the night, but Randy sneaks in to satisfy his needs.
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I'm Not Your Friend, Guy!
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys grow tired of Terrance and Phillip reruns and realize the Canadian strike must end.
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Phillip
Butters
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Family Guy
Kyle
Cartman
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
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Italian Restaurant
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She is Totally Lip-Syncing
Season 12
Britney's New Look
Britney Spears MTV performance fails to impress her fans or the media.
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Kyle
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MTV
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What, What In the Butt
Season 12
Canada on Strike
Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
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internet
butt
Asshole
bear
Astronaut
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
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Denver Schools
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How Do I Reach These Kids
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The Italian Meatballs Are Fantastic
Season 12
Tonsil Trouble
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.
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Curse Your Rockin' Tits!
Season 12
Major Boobage
Gerald's been clean for ten years, but can't resist the temptation to Cheese one last time.
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Kyle's dad
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Cheesing
Flying
boobs
Don Felder
Buzzed
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Take a Ride
Season 12
Major Boobage
Kenny takes a ride on a Trans Am through space and meets a rockin' hot chick.
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Trans Am
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Don Felder
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Buzzed
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Role Playing Goes Too Far
Season 12
Super Fun Time
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.
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Wendy
Franz
Pioneer Village
Pioneer Paul
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Meet Sparky
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
1404
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Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Cartman
Sylvester
Sparky
Gay
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Football Practice
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Chef leads the football team in a practice for the homecoming game. Jimbo and Ned asks Chef if the team will beat the spread.
1130
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Chef
Jimbo
Ned
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Football
Pip
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After Practice
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
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Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Sparky
Rex
Clyde
Gay
Football
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Special Treatment
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
11974
01:36
Stan
Cartman
Garrison
Mr. Hat
Homosexuals
Evil
Simon and Simon
Asian Cultures
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Don't Be Gay
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
1279
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Bill
Fosse
Sparky
gay dog
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Backup Plan
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Jimbo unintentionally gets everyone interested in placing bets on the team. Scared the town will be pissed at him, he makes a backup plan.
750
01:01
Jimbo
Ned
Football
gamble
Loving You
John Stamos
Richard Stamos
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Meet Fifi
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
669
00:41
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
Sparky
Fifi
pink bandana
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Ask Jesus
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
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Stan
Sparky
Jesus
homosexual
gay dog
Marty's Movie Reviews
Jesus and Pals
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Love the Football
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
381
00:49
Chef
Pip
Football
Song
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
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High F Bomb
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Jimbo reveals his plan to have a bomb go off in the middle of "Loving You." Jimbo, Carl and Ned sing the part of the song that has to trigger the bomb.
832
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Carl
Jimbo
Ned
Bomb
John Stamos
Richard Stamos
Loving You
High F
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Big Gay Al
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
A seemingly unwanted Sparky runs away and is found by Big Gay Al, who invites him to live in his gay animal sanctuary.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Chef
Sparky
Big Gay Al
Animal Sanctuary
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Bomb Planted
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan decides to go find Sparky and not play in the big game. Jimbo and Ned attach their bomb to Enrique, the Middle Park Mascot.
602
00:41
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Sparky
Enrique
Jimbo
Ned
Bomb
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Game Day
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
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Pip
Stan
game day
South Park Cows
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Finding the Sanctuary
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
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Chef
Stan
Big Gay Al
Enrique
Jimbo
Ned
Mr. Hat
Animal Sanctuary
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A Very Bad Start
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
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Cartman
Kyle
Chef
Jimbo
Fart
Football
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Finding Sparky
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan finds Sparky at the sanctuary, and when he tries to get Sparky to leave with him, it seems he wants to stay. Meanwhile, the football game is still not going well.
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Big Gay Al
Sparky
Stan
Football
Hugh Grant
gay dog
Animal Sanctuary
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Big Gay Boat Ride
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Big Gay Al takes Stan on his boat and teaches him about the history of gayness. Stan has a change of heart and accepts Sparky for who he is.
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Chef
Song
Big Gay Boat Ride
Pharaohs
Shoguns
Brian Boitano
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Plans Foiled
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
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Loving You
Richard Stamos
High F
Jimbo
Garrison
John Stamos
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A Gay Victory
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
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Stan
Big Gay Al
Jesus
Gay
Poland
Kyle
Jimbo
Garrison
Chef
Sparky
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Al's Work is Done
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
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Gay Animals
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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
09.03.97
The big homecoming football game pits the South Park Cows against their arch rivals, the Middle Park Cowboys. Uncle Jimbo has convinced the rest of the town to bet heavily on his nephew, Stan, the star quarterback, to beat the sixty point spread. But when Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big game. A mysterious, magical new friend, Big Gay Al, helps Stan understand the wonders of being gay and sends him back into the game.
Meet Sparky
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
1404
01:07
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Cartman
Sylvester
Sparky
Gay
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Football Practice
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Chef leads the football team in a practice for the homecoming game. Jimbo and Ned asks Chef if the team will beat the spread.
1130
01:31
Chef
Jimbo
Ned
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Football
Pip
add to playlist
After Practice
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
910
00:41
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Sparky
Rex
Clyde
Gay
Football
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Special Treatment
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
11974
01:36
Stan
Cartman
Garrison
Mr. Hat
Homosexuals
Evil
Simon and Simon
Asian Cultures
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Don't Be Gay
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
1279
00:49
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Bill
Fosse
Sparky
gay dog
add to playlist
Backup Plan
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Jimbo unintentionally gets everyone interested in placing bets on the team. Scared the town will be pissed at him, he makes a backup plan.
750
01:01
Jimbo
Ned
Football
gamble
Loving You
John Stamos
Richard Stamos
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Meet Fifi
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
669
00:41
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
Sparky
Fifi
pink bandana
add to playlist
Ask Jesus
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
6734
01:26
Stan
Sparky
Jesus
homosexual
gay dog
Marty's Movie Reviews
Jesus and Pals
add to playlist
Love the Football
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
381
00:49
Chef
Pip
Football
Song
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
add to playlist
High F Bomb
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Jimbo reveals his plan to have a bomb go off in the middle of "Loving You." Jimbo, Carl and Ned sing the part of the song that has to trigger the bomb.
832
00:45
Carl
Jimbo
Ned
Bomb
John Stamos
Richard Stamos
Loving You
High F
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Big Gay Al
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
A seemingly unwanted Sparky runs away and is found by Big Gay Al, who invites him to live in his gay animal sanctuary.
7229
01:10
Garrison
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Chef
Sparky
Big Gay Al
Animal Sanctuary
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Bomb Planted
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan decides to go find Sparky and not play in the big game. Jimbo and Ned attach their bomb to Enrique, the Middle Park Mascot.
602
00:41
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Sparky
Enrique
Jimbo
Ned
Bomb
add to playlist
Game Day
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
615
00:36
Chef
Pip
Stan
game day
South Park Cows
add to playlist
Finding the Sanctuary
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
1250
01:09
Kyle
Chef
Stan
Big Gay Al
Enrique
Jimbo
Ned
Mr. Hat
Animal Sanctuary
Gay
homosexual
add to playlist
A Very Bad Start
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
626
00:57
Cartman
Kyle
Chef
Jimbo
Fart
Football
add to playlist
Finding Sparky
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan finds Sparky at the sanctuary, and when he tries to get Sparky to leave with him, it seems he wants to stay. Meanwhile, the football game is still not going well.
733
00:39
Big Gay Al
Sparky
Stan
Football
Hugh Grant
gay dog
Animal Sanctuary
add to playlist
Big Gay Boat Ride
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Big Gay Al takes Stan on his boat and teaches him about the history of gayness. Stan has a change of heart and accepts Sparky for who he is.
1783
01:33
Big Gay Al
Stan
Sparky
Chef
Song
Big Gay Boat Ride
Pharaohs
Shoguns
Brian Boitano
add to playlist
Plans Foiled
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
708
00:37
Loving You
Richard Stamos
High F
Jimbo
Garrison
John Stamos
add to playlist
A Gay Victory
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
723
02:15
Stan