Ask Jesus

Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.

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  1. About the Episode

    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Episode Air Date: The big homecoming football game pits the South Park Cows against their arch rivals, the Middle Park Cowboys. Uncle Jimbo has convinced the rest of the town to bet heavily on his nephew, Stan, the star quarterback, to beat the sixty point spread. But when Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big game. A mysterious, magical new friend, Big Gay Al, helps Stan understand the wonders of being gay and sends him back into the game.
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    Special Treatment

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    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
    14,971 views 1:36 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Ask Jesus

    Season 1
    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
    9,594 views 1:26 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Big Gay Al

    Season 1
    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    A seemingly unwanted Sparky runs away and is found by Big Gay Al, who invites him to live in his gay animal sanctuary.
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    Meet Sparky

    Season 1
    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
    12,034 views 1:07 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Football Practice

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    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Chef leads the football team in a practice for the homecoming game. Jimbo and Ned asks Chef if the team will beat the spread.
    5,959 views 1:31 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    After Practice

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    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
    3,398 views 0:41 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Don't Be Gay

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    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
    22,634 views 0:49 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Backup Plan

    Season 1
    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Jimbo unintentionally gets everyone interested in placing bets on the team. Scared the town will be pissed at him, he makes a backup plan.
    2,773 views 1:01 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Meet Fifi

    Season 1
    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
    1,600 views 0:41 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Love the Football

    Season 1
    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
    5,201 views 0:49 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    High F Bomb

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    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Jimbo reveals his plan to have a bomb go off in the middle of "Loving You." Jimbo, Carl and Ned sing the part of the song that has to trigger the bomb.
    7,511 views 0:45 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Bomb Planted

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    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Stan decides to go find Sparky and not play in the big game. Jimbo and Ned attach their bomb to Enrique, the Middle Park Mascot.
    1,262 views 0:41 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Game Day

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    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
    2,125 views 0:36 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Finding the Sanctuary

    Season 1
    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
    9,537 views 1:09 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Very Bad Start

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    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
    2,135 views 0:57 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Finding Sparky

    Season 1
    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Stan finds Sparky at the sanctuary, and when he tries to get Sparky to leave with him, it seems he wants to stay. Meanwhile, the football game is still not going well.
    2,363 views 0:39 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Big Gay Boat Ride

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    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Big Gay Al takes Stan on his boat and teaches him about the history of gayness. Stan has a change of heart and accepts Sparky for who he is.
    7,036 views 1:33 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Plans Foiled

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    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
    10,755 views 0:37 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Gay Victory

    Season 1
    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
    2,429 views 2:15 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Al's Work is Done

    Season 1
    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
    2,040 views 0:50 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist