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Conjoined Twin Myslexia

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

When Kyle's mom overhears the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum's hideous deformity, she takes it upon herself to educate them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.

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You Gotta Swim!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
5318 02:10
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Kyle
- Piss
- Pee
- swim
- Cartman
- minorities
- Butters
- 2012
- diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown

Season 13

Pee

The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
4525 01:51
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Stan's Dad
- Kenny
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- Piss
- water park
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Not My Waterpark

Season 13

Pee

Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
181041 02:12
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The Myan's Predicted This

Season 13

Pee

Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
1932 01:48
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Kenny
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- water park
- 2012
- math
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Almost All Pee

Season 13

Pee

Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
1408 01:29
- scientist
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- lawyer
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!

Season 13

Pee

Disaster strikes the water park.
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- Pi Pi
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- 2012
- Kenny
- Kyle
- Pee
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Cartman
- flood
- minorities
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Almost All P, No H

Season 13

Pee

The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
1489 01:22
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- police
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown

Season 13

Pee

Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
1440 01:27
- Randy
- Sharon
- Stan's Dad
- stan's mom
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- monkey
- Pee
- Piss
- scientist
- Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming

Season 13

Pee

The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
653 01:27
- Pi Pi
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Piss
- Pee
- shower
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The Minority World

Season 13

Pee

After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
1841 01:23
- Cartman
- minorities
- future
- diary
- apocalypse
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Drink the Pee

Season 13

Pee

Kyle prepares for his big dive.
927 01:03
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Pi Pi
- Pee
- Piss
- water park
- The Abyss
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The Antidote

Season 13

Pee

The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
1372 01:48
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Fire Marshal
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- banana
- Kurt Russell
- Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
1539 01:42
- Kyle
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- Pi Pi
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- Fire Marshal
- banana
- 2012
- Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park

Season 13

Pee

Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
364238 00:22
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Preview - Wouldn't Have a Chance

Season 12

Elementary School Musical

Stan doesn't want to stand in Wendy's way.
198176 0:24
- Stan
- Wendy
- school
- preview
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You're Driving Everyone Crazy

Season 12

Elementary School Musical

Stan confronts Bridon about his annoying dance routines.
5174 1:19
- Bridon
- Stan
- Bebe
- basketball
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Don't Jump, Ike!

Season 12

About Last Night...

Ike can't take the fact that McCain lost.
25632 0:57
- Ike
- Stan
- Kyle
- suicide
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Don't Want To Hurt My Bro's Bitch

Season 12

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.
9132 1:16
- Stan
- Cartman
- bathroom
- Underwear
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We All Died A Little That Day

Season 12

The China Probrem

Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.
9247 1:00
- Jimmy
- Stan
- Sad
- Stark's Pond
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LOOK OUT INDY!

Season 12

The China Probrem

George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.
280124 0:58
- Movies
- Stan
- Nightmare
- Dream
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Stan Gets It?

Season 11

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Cartman's fight with Dr. Nelson teaches Stan that he gets that he doesn't get it when it comes to Race issues.
7931 01:04
- Cartman
- Fist Fight
- Stan
- Kyle
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Bunny Chase

Season 11

Fantastic Easter Special

Men in Easter bunny costumes chase Stan. Retreating to his home Stan finds his Dad dressed as a bunny too.
2538 01:18
- Religion
- Stan
- randy marsh
- Stan's Dad
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Mexican Labor

Season 11

D-Yikes!

Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
13713 00:55
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Cartman
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Writing Eses

Season 11

D-Yikes!

The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
9070 1:39
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Stan
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Manbearpig Meeting 8am Sharp

Season 10

ManBearPig

Stan gets a call from Al Gore in the middle of the night for an emergency ManBearPig meeting. Stan says he'll go because Al Gore cries.
3871 01:11
- Stan
- Al Gore
- Manbearpig
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Smugglers Den

Season 10

ManBearPig

Not know that he swallowed treasure, the boys worry about Cartman's weakened condition.
1526 01:18
- Kyle
- Stan
- Cartman
- Kenny
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Conjoined Fetus Lady 06.03.98 With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. Back in town, local citizens declare a "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" in a misguided attempt to help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.
Dodgeball

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
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- Chef
- P.E. Class
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- Dodgeball
- Pip
- Clyde
- Craig
- Butters
- Nose
- Bebe
- Nurse's Office
- War
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A Stillborn Fetus Growth

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Kyle meets Nurse Gollum, who has a stillborn fetus growth on her head.
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Conjoined Twin Myslexia

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

When Kyle's mom overhears the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum's hideous deformity, she takes it upon herself to educate them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.
4075 01:51
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- kyle's mom
- Conjoined Twin Myslexia
- Telephone
- stan's mom
- Stan's Dad
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Dodgeball State Final

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Chef has great news for the boys' class -- they've qualified for the state championship in dodgeball!
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- P.E. Class
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- Chef
- Dodgeball
- Pip
- Bebe
- principal victoria
- Mr. Mackey
- kyle's mom
- Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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Dinner Party

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

The dinner party at Kyle's house is going just fine, except for the fact that nobody is eating or conversing.
734 00:58
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You Frenchy Little Frog

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

While the boys struggle during the dodgeball state championship, Nurse Gollum explains why she has the fetus still.
2935 01:51
- Chef
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- Pip
- Dinner Party
- kyle's mom
- Kyle's dad
- Nurse Gollum
- Mr. Mackey
- principal victoria
- Dead Fetus
- Denver
- Cougars
- Cows
- Heart
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Cream For Your Ass

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Pip and the South Park dodgeball team wins the championship. Victory tastes particularly sweet for Chef.
1038 00:44
- Dodgeball
- State Championship
- Chef
- Pip
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Win
- Rodeo Clowns
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Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week with a very big crowd and a parade.
740 01:08
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A Lot of Black People in China

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
1976 01:35
- Chef
- Mrs. Crabtree
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- Jelly Roll
- Vietnam War Memorial
- National Championship
- Dodgeball
- Austin Pirates
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Lifetime Achievement Award

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

At the first annual Conjoined Twin Awareness Week honorary awards dinner, a lifetime achievement award is given to Nurse Gollum.
4283 01:07
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Captain Ahab

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

The boys are terrified of playing the Chinese dodgeball team, but Chef is excited.
891 01:08
- Bus
- Chef
- China
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- kevin
- Chinese
- Ms. Crabtree
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Big American Eyes

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
4032 01:33
- Chef
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- token
- Killed Kenny
- Bus
- Mrs. Crabtree
- China
- World Championship
- Dodgeball
- Announcers
- Racism
- Reverse Racism
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I'll Use My Credit Card

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

With things looking bleak for the dodgeball team, Pip knocks out an entire dodgeball team with one throw.
5582 02:24
- Mayor
- Crowd
- Hats
- Dead Fetus
- China
- World Championship
- Dodgeball
- Pip
- Announcers
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Butters
- token
- Chef
- Cows
- Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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You're All A Bunch of Freaks

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

South Park wins the world championship in dodgeball and Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week comes to a close.
615 01:36
- Mayor
- Crowd
- Dead Fetus
- Nurse Gollum
- Kyle
- Stan
- Cartman
- kyle's mom
- Kyle's dad
- Father Maxi
- Officer Barbrady
- Garrison
- Mr. Hat
- Uncle jimbo
- Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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