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Ailbreak-Jay
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Yle-Kay and an-Stay o-gay to uvenile-Jay all-Hay with an ail-nay ile-fay illed-fay ake-cay, to try to elp-hay artman-Cay.
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Juvenile Hall
Visitation
cake
nail file
Cigarettes
Butt
Dropping soap
grounded
7942
01:50
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Celebrate China!
City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
15328
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
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Blankets Covered in SARS
Season 7
Red Man's Greed
The Native Americans have suffered a setback, but Chief Runs With Premise has a plan. He will give them blankets covered in SARS.
4672
01:22
Casino
Epidemic
Three Feathers
Native American
Chief Runs With Premise
Spirit Of The Wind
SARS
Chinese People
Round Eyes
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The Chinese Mafia
Season 9
Wing
The Chinese Mafia shows up at City Wok and demands that Tuong Lu Kim pay them owed money. They threaten him and claim his wife as property until the debt is paid.
2425
01:58
City Wok
Mr. Tuong Lu Kim
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Wing
Chinese Mafia
Los Angeles
massage parlor
Alabama
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Yellow Cessna Tail Number 432G
Season 7
It's Christmas in Canada
Kyle calls the number for City Airlines to make a reservation to Canada. He reaches City Wokand learns they are one in the same.
2615
01:19
City Wok
Tuong Lu Kim
Kyle
Canada
Christmas
Yellow Cessna Tail Number 432G
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
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Democracy or Fascism
Season 3
Sexual Harassment Panda
Sexual Harassment Panda feels unwanted. Kyle's dad gives Kyle a lecture on the nature of democracy.
1531
01:37
Kyle
Sexual Harassment Panda
Bar
Kyle's dad
Island of Misfit Mascots
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Unintentional Robbery
Season 7
Krazy Kripples
Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
1827
01:03
Jimmy
Timmy
Crips
City Wok
Robbery
Tuong Lu Kim
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Ike's TV Time
Season 6
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys relocate to Kyle's house just in time to watch Russell Crowe assault the Chinese. They are kicked off the TV so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."
1905
02:10
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Cartman
Ike
Russell Crowe
Fightin' Round the World
Tugger
China
Kyle's dad
McNeil Lehrer Report
Television
Tiananmen Square
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I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
4935
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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Wing Sings For The Awesome Talent Agency
Season 9
Wing
As the boys are mourning the loss of Token, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim shows up asking them to represent his singing wife, Wing.
1798
01:50
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Wing
Super Awesome Talent Agency
City Wok Guy
Tuong Lu Kim
Dancing Queen
Abba
American Idol
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Project X
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode II
The boys are questioned at the Pentagon about Imaginationland. It is here they learn about Project X.
3445
01:23
Pentagon
General
Stan
Kyle
Balloon Ride
CIA
Chinese government
1962
soviets
Super Secret
us government
project x
Cold War
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The Battle of the Sexes
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman returns just in time to join the boys' sledding team. They win the race.
15761
01:51
Kyle
Stan
token
Clyde
Butters
Cartman Pip
Phil Collins Hill
Girls
Race
Crash
Bear
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Tic-Tac-Throw
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
After Cartman sneaks in a new offering to Romper Stomper, the two make a deal to bust out.
133651
01:37
Romper Stomper
Cartman
Cell
poop
Tic-Tac-Throw
Crying
Shit
shits
board game
the big house
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Ailbreak-Jay
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Yle-Kay and an-Stay o-gay to uvenile-Jay all-Hay with an ail-nay ile-fay illed-fay ake-cay, to try to elp-hay artman-Cay.
7942
01:50
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Juvenile Hall
Visitation
cake
nail file
Cigarettes
Butt
Dropping soap
grounded
add to playlist
Phil Collins Hill
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sled race on a hill more than six feet tall.
1553
01:11
Butters
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
token
Sled Race
Girls
Rock
butt pirates
ass farmers
Donut punchers
Phill Collins
turd burglers
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A HATE CRIME
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman thinks he's getting off lightly for hurting Token until the FBI steps in.
1409
01:19
Cartman
token
Mr. Mackey
Cartman's Mom
FBI
Hate Crime
Rock
throwing
Arrest
Agent Sharp
Agent Keene
black
African-American
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Trial TV
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Trial TV covers Cartman's hate crime trial. Cartman takes the stand and insists it isn't African-American's that he hates, it's hippies.
1244
01:44
Cartman
Hippies
black
Judge
Guilty
Sentence
Juvenile Hall
Bailiffs
Trial TV
Alamosa Juvenile Hall
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Go-Go Action Bronco
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Desperate to flee the country rather than face time in Juvenile Hall, Cartman enlists Kenny's help as a driver. The resulting chase scene rings a bell for some reason.
1253
01:35
Cartman
Kenny
Toy Truck
Car Chase
Cops
Helicopter
Go-Go Action Bronco
O.J. Simpson
Al Cowlings
New 4
Greg gNimens
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D Batteries
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman and Kenny have made it to Arizona and are within site of the Mexican border, but the D batteries don't long.
1236
00:30
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
News 4
Car Chase
Go-Go Action Bronco
Newscaster
Cops
Arizona
Crash
police
car wreck
d batteries
Tom
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Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman goes to Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall full of violence, transvestites, Tic-Tac-Throw.
846
00:41
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Girls
Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall
prisoners
tic-tac-toe
gruffy bear
Prison
Beating
transvestite
OZ
add to playlist
Prisoner 24601
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman learns his new schedule and his new cellmate, Romper Stomper who shows him the ropes?
756
00:37
Cartman
Romper Stomper
Prisoner 24601
Prison Guard
Cellmate
Wake up
lockdown
contraband
nap time
finger-painting
OZ
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2nd Fattest Kid
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
With Cartman incarcerated, the boys need a new fat ass. But Clyde's not fat -- he's big-boned!
843
00:39
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Clyde
Phil Collins Hill
Fat Ass
Fatass
"Big-boned
Sled
Girls
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Animaniacs
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
746
00:51
Romper Stomper
Inmates
Animaniacs
New fish
break your arms
two kinds of kids
friends suck
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Bricks and Groans
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
The boys try to replace Cartman's bulk with a boy-shaped pile of bricks. Cartman's ass cannot be replaced.
649
01:19
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Pip
Clyde
Butters
Killed Kenny
Cartman's ass magical ass
cake
nail file
Phil Collins
add to playlist
8 Years Taking a Crap
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cigarettes that are currently up Cartman's ass. He poops them out.
776
01:15
Cartman
Romper Stomper
Cell
poop
Cigarettes
Flush
Shit
add to playlist
Token's House
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Stan and Kyle visit Token's house to try to get him to forgive Cartman. Turns out Token's Dad also has a problem with hate crime legislation.
672
00:53
Stan
Kyle
token
Politics
Bus
Diversity
Token's Mom
Token's Dad
Hate Crime Legislation
forgive
add to playlist
The "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Kyle, Stan, and Token make a presentation to the Governor about the "Savage Hypocrisy" that is hate crime legislation. And it makes sense.
1478
01:28
Kyle
Stan
token
Governor
Hate Crime
A Savage Hypocrisy
Presentation
homosexual
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Jailbreak
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
When Romper Stomper falls and breaks his leg, Cartman is forced to decide go it alone or risk himself to stay with his friend? His answer is easy.
528
01:02
Jail
Jailbreak
Escape
Cartman
Romper Stomper
Cops
Pardon
Disneyland
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Disneyland!
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman pays a final visit to Romper Stomper back in the pen, to give him the greatest gift of all: a theme park.
670
00:29
Romper Stomper
Cartman
Juvenile Hall
Cell
poop
Disneyland
Pirates of the Caribbean
Shit
shits Disneyland
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Go Go Action Bronco
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman and Kenny lead an insane Police chase in their battery-operated car.
2036
1:50
Cartman
Kenny
police
Stan
Kyle
Action
Collection
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Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
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Cartman is pursued by the FBI for committing a hate crime and lands in juvenile hall. As Cartman adjusts to life on the inside, he befriends his cellmate, "Romper Stomper". Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny try to break Cartman out of prison so he can be their team's anchor in the kid's "Gauntlet Sled Race".
The Battle of the Sexes
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman returns just in time to join the boys' sledding team. They win the race.
15761
01:51
Kyle
Stan
token
Clyde
Butters
Cartman Pip
Phil Collins Hill
Girls
Race
Crash
Bear
add to playlist
Tic-Tac-Throw
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
After Cartman sneaks in a new offering to Romper Stomper, the two make a deal to bust out.
133651
01:37
Romper Stomper
Cartman
Cell
poop
Tic-Tac-Throw
Crying
Shit
shits
board game
the big house
add to playlist
Ailbreak-Jay
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Yle-Kay and an-Stay o-gay to uvenile-Jay all-Hay with an ail-nay ile-fay illed-fay ake-cay, to try to elp-hay artman-Cay.
7942
01:50
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Juvenile Hall
Visitation
cake
nail file
Cigarettes
Butt
Dropping soap
grounded
add to playlist
Phil Collins Hill
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sled race on a hill more than six feet tall.
1553
01:11
Butters
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
token
Sled Race
Girls
Rock
butt pirates
ass farmers
Donut punchers
Phill Collins
turd burglers
add to playlist
A HATE CRIME
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman thinks he's getting off lightly for hurting Token until the FBI steps in.
1409
01:19
Cartman
token
Mr. Mackey
Cartman's Mom
FBI
Hate Crime
Rock
throwing
Arrest
Agent Sharp
Agent Keene
black
African-American
add to playlist
Trial TV
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Trial TV covers Cartman's hate crime trial. Cartman takes the stand and insists it isn't African-American's that he hates, it's hippies.
1244
01:44
Cartman
Hippies
black
Judge
Guilty
Sentence
Juvenile Hall
Bailiffs
Trial TV
Alamosa Juvenile Hall
add to playlist
Go-Go Action Bronco
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Desperate to flee the country rather than face time in Juvenile Hall, Cartman enlists Kenny's help as a driver. The resulting chase scene rings a bell for some reason.
1253
01:35
Cartman
Kenny
Toy Truck
Car Chase
Cops
Helicopter
Go-Go Action Bronco
O.J. Simpson
Al Cowlings
New 4
Greg gNimens
add to playlist
D Batteries
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman and Kenny have made it to Arizona and are within site of the Mexican border, but the D batteries don't long.
1236
00:30
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
News 4
Car Chase
Go-Go Action Bronco
Newscaster
Cops
Arizona
Crash
police
car wreck
d batteries
Tom
add to playlist
Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman goes to Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall full of violence, transvestites, Tic-Tac-Throw.
846
00:41
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Girls
Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall
prisoners
tic-tac-toe
gruffy bear
Prison
Beating
transvestite
OZ
add to playlist
Prisoner 24601
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman learns his new schedule and his new cellmate, Romper Stomper who shows him the ropes?
756
00:37
Cartman
Romper Stomper
Prisoner 24601
Prison Guard
Cellmate
Wake up
lockdown
contraband
nap time
finger-painting
OZ
add to playlist
2nd Fattest Kid
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
With Cartman incarcerated, the boys need a new fat ass. But Clyde's not fat -- he's big-boned!
843
00:39
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Clyde
Phil Collins Hill
Fat Ass
Fatass
"Big-boned
Sled
Girls
add to playlist
Animaniacs
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
746
00:51
Romper Stomper
Inmates
Animaniacs
New fish
break your arms
two kinds of kids
friends suck
add to playlist
Bricks and Groans
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
The boys try to replace Cartman's bulk with a boy-shaped pile of bricks. Cartman's ass cannot be replaced.
649
01:19
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Pip
Clyde
Butters
Killed Kenny
Cartman's ass magical ass
cake
nail file
Phil Collins
add to playlist
8 Years Taking a Crap
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cigarettes that are currently up Cartman's ass. He poops them out.
776
01:15
Cartman
Romper Stomper
Cell
poop
Cigarettes
Flush
Shit
add to playlist
Token's House
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Stan and Kyle visit Token's house to try to get him to forgive Cartman. Turns out Token's Dad also has a problem with hate crime legislation.
672
00:53
Stan
Kyle
token
Politics
Bus
Diversity
Token's Mom
Token's Dad
Hate Crime Legislation
forgive
add to playlist
The "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Kyle, Stan, and Token make a presentation to the Governor about the "Savage Hypocrisy" that is hate crime legislation. And it makes sense.
1478
01:28
Kyle
Stan
token
Governor
Hate Crime
A Savage Hypocrisy