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Jared's Aides

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

The boys meet Jared and ask if he really lost the weight from just eating sandwiches. They are shocked to find out that he also has aides.

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While making prank phone calls to City Wok, the boys see a commercial for Subway. Jared, the spokesman, is coming to town and the boys want to meet him.
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- City Wok
- Butters
- Jared
- Kenny
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Jared's Aides

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

The boys meet Jared and ask if he really lost the weight from just eating sandwiches. They are shocked to find out that he also has aides.
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- Garrison
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Butters
- Jared
- Aides
- Mr. Hat
- AIDS
- subway
- Truth
- misunderstanding
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City Wok Scam

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

Cartman and the boys decide to fatten Butters up, make him slim down, and then pull a Jared with City Wok.
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- City Wok
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- Weight Gain
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Jared's Fianc e

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Jared Has Aides

Jared confesses to his fianc e that he has aides. She runs away, shocked and appalled, thinking he means AIDS. Jared realizes he should tell everyone the truth.
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Fattening Up Butters

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

The boys ask Chef how to make Butters gain weight. Chef takes him in the back and starts feeding him until he pukes, which Cartman makes him eat too.
756 01:03
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Get Aides, Lose Weight

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

Jared announces to the whole town that he has aides and encourages everyone to get aides to help lose weight.
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City Wok Deal

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

Now that Butters has successfully gotten fat, the boys tell the City Wok guy about their plan and he is all for it.
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Jared Gets Fired

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

The Subway board of directors meet with Jared to fire him for his views of weight loss and aides.
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Motivational Talks

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

Cartman puts Butters through a rigorous training routine. Jared thinks he should get rid of his aides, but they talk him out of it.
512 00:51
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Liposuction Surgery

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

Butters shows up for the commercial shoot, but he's still fat. Frustrated, the boys decide to do some homemade liposuction surgery.
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- Stan
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Aides For Everyone

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

Jared goes public with a new campaign. He plans to use his wealth to give everyone aides. Children, the poor - everybody. The whole town is getting aides.
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Cartman Filling In

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

Butter can't go to the commercial shoot because he's been grounded for having liposuction surgery. Cartman poses as Butters and insults Butters' dad when he calls.
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- Kyle
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- Butters' Dad
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Beating a Dead Horse

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

The boys bring Butters to City Wok, but the owner backs out. He tells the boys that everyone hates Jared now because he has aides.
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- Kyle
- Butters
- City Wok
- Tuong Lu Kim
- Aides
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- Terrence and Phillip
- Butters' Mom
- AIDS
- misunderstanding
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A Misunderstanding

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

Just as the town is about to lynch Jared, the boys arrive and clear everything up. They all think the misunderstanding is hilarious and it's okay to laugh because it's been 22.3 years.
490 02:41
- Jared
- the mayor
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Chef
- Hanging
- misunderstanding
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- Mr. Mackey
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- 22.3 years
- AIDS
- Celebration
- City Wok
- Tuong Lu Kim
- grounded
- Aides
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Butters Gets in Trouble

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

Butters' parents get home and they are furious. Cartman sets up a chair on Butters' lawn and listens to the sounds of Butters' punishment.
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- Beating
- misunderstanding
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Jared Has Aides 03.13.02 As the country becomes obsessed with a popular weight loss program, the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. Their rival weight-loss spokesman reveals the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat.

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