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  2. jesseg183 Jared i have aides! lol Reply
  3. Jensettiman Melody and Stupid People Jared's melody is soooooooooooo stupid! Hide or change that cat screaming! Aides? AIDS? How can people be so stupid? Just ask what Jared means by "Aid(e)s to all!". Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    South Park: Jared Has Aides Episode Air Date: 03.13.2002 As the country becomes obsessed with a popular weight loss program, the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. Their rival weight-loss spokesman reveals the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat.
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    Jared's Coming

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    While making prank phone calls to City Wok, the boys see a commercial for Subway. Jared, the spokesman, is coming to town and the boys want to meet him.
    15109 views 01:17 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Jared's Aides

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    The boys meet Jared and ask if he really lost the weight from just eating sandwiches. They are shocked to find out that he also has aides.
    11853 views 01:48 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    City Wok Scam

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    Cartman and the boys decide to fatten Butters up, make him slim down, and then pull a Jared with City Wok.
    5887 views 01:28 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Jared's Fianc e

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    Jared confesses to his fianc e that he has aides. She runs away, shocked and appalled, thinking he means AIDS. Jared realizes he should tell everyone the truth.
    1590 views 01:09 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Fattening Up Butters

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    The boys ask Chef how to make Butters gain weight. Chef takes him in the back and starts feeding him until he pukes, which Cartman makes him eat too.
    6743 views 01:03 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Get Aides, Lose Weight

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    Jared announces to the whole town that he has aides and encourages everyone to get aides to help lose weight.
    2099 views 01:09 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    City Wok Deal

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    Now that Butters has successfully gotten fat, the boys tell the City Wok guy about their plan and he is all for it.
    22549 views 00:57 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Jared Gets Fired

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    The Subway board of directors meet with Jared to fire him for his views of weight loss and aides.
    7994 views 00:55 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Motivational Talks

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    Cartman puts Butters through a rigorous training routine. Jared thinks he should get rid of his aides, but they talk him out of it.
    3060 views 00:51 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Liposuction Surgery

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    Butters shows up for the commercial shoot, but he's still fat. Frustrated, the boys decide to do some homemade liposuction surgery.
    27140 views 02:19 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Aides For Everyone

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    Jared goes public with a new campaign. He plans to use his wealth to give everyone aides. Children, the poor - everybody. The whole town is getting aides.
    1984 views 01:08 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Cartman Filling In

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    Butter can't go to the commercial shoot because he's been grounded for having liposuction surgery. Cartman poses as Butters and insults Butters' dad when he calls.
    17993 views 01:37 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Beating a Dead Horse

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    The boys bring Butters to City Wok, but the owner backs out. He tells the boys that everyone hates Jared now because he has aides.
    7326 views 01:31 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Misunderstanding

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    Just as the town is about to lynch Jared, the boys arrive and clear everything up. They all think the misunderstanding is hilarious and it's okay to laugh because it's been 22.3 years.
    3095 views 02:41 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Butters Gets in Trouble

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    Butters' parents get home and they are furious. Cartman sets up a chair on Butters' lawn and listens to the sounds of Butters' punishment.
    10537 views 01:06 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    I'll Never Be That Dutch

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    Cartman shows Butters what a great friend he is.
    2606 views 1:36 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Self-Performed Liposuction

    Season 6
    Jared Has Aides
    When Fat Butters can't loose the weight, the boys perform liposuction surgery at Butters' house.
    20263 views 01:34 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist