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I Feel Bowling Ball-ish

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys take cough medicine to help them think of ideas for their show.

5725 01:56 watch this full episode add to playlist episode guide

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You Gotta Swim!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
6043 02:10
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Kyle
- Piss
- Pee
- swim
- Cartman
- minorities
- Butters
- 2012
- diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown

Season 13

Pee

The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
5060 01:51
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Stan's Dad
- Kenny
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- Piss
- water park
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Not My Waterpark

Season 13

Pee

Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
198773 02:12
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The Myan's Predicted This

Season 13

Pee

Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
2159 01:48
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Kenny
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- water park
- 2012
- math
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Almost All Pee

Season 13

Pee

Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
1602 01:29
- scientist
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- lawyer
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!

Season 13

Pee

Disaster strikes the water park.
21009 01:31
- Pi Pi
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- 2012
- Kenny
- Kyle
- Pee
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Cartman
- flood
- minorities
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Almost All P, No H

Season 13

Pee

The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
1655 01:22
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- police
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown

Season 13

Pee

Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
1600 01:27
- Randy
- Sharon
- Stan's Dad
- stan's mom
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- monkey
- Pee
- Piss
- scientist
- Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming

Season 13

Pee

The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
725 01:27
- Pi Pi
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Piss
- Pee
- shower
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The Minority World

Season 13

Pee

After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
2068 01:23
- Cartman
- minorities
- future
- diary
- apocalypse
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Drink the Pee

Season 13

Pee

Kyle prepares for his big dive.
1030 01:03
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Pi Pi
- Pee
- Piss
- water park
- The Abyss
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The Antidote

Season 13

Pee

The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
1535 01:48
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Fire Marshal
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- banana
- Kurt Russell
- Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
1755 01:42
- Kyle
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- Pi Pi
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- Fire Marshal
- banana
- 2012
- Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park

Season 13

Pee

Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Cartman Must Atone for His Sins

Season 9

The Death of Eric Cartman

Cartman says his last apology to Butters before leaving Earth, but he can't get to heaven.
4216 01:04
- Cartman
- Butters
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That Does It!

Season 13

Dances With Smurfs

Butters rallies a charge against Wendy.
3806 00:25
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Preview - Jesus Christ Monkey Balls

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Cartman and Butters sneak away from the rest of the class.
94347 0:11
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Cartman and Butters Are Busted

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Butters gets hysterical after he and Cartman think the police have been called in to find them.
32695 1:11
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Cartman's Un-Escape Plan

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Cartman and Butters try to sneak back on to Pioneer Village.
9898 0:50
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Action Movie Sequence

Season 12

Super Fun Time

Cartman and Butters work together to sneak back into Pioneer Village
6366 0:43
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Not Me, I'm a Squirrel

Season 12

Britney's New Look

Stan and Kyle claim to be Britney Spears' sons, but not Butters -- he's a squirrel.
57956 00:13
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Impure Thoughts

Season 11

Cartman Sucks

Bradley becomes suicidal after confessing his romantic feelings for Butters.
6629 00:55
- Butters
- camp
- Gay
- Bi-Curious
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Cartman Haunts Butters

Season 9

The Death of Eric Cartman

Cartman forces Butters to help him get closure on his recent death so he can go on to heaven.
14570 01:37
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Making Up For Being An A-Hole

Season 9

The Death of Eric Cartman

Cartman thinks he's dead, and in an effort to make up for his many, many, many wrongs....he tries to "Make It Right".
9531 1:30
- Collection
- Cartman
- Butters
- song
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Unholy Demon Spawn

Season 9

Marjorine

When Butters returns home, his parents are convinced that he has risen from the Indian burial grave as an unholy demon spawn.
10529 01:35
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It Must Feed

Season 9

Marjorine

Butters' parents chain him up in the basement. When he complains that he's hungry, Mr. and Mrs. Stotch offer him a saleswoman.
1693 01:12
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Quest for Ratings 11.17.04 The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.
Super School News

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys report on South Park's Elementary lunch, sports, weather and celebrity watch.
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- Cartman
- Kenny
- Butters
- token
- Jimmy
- Super School News
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4 Rating

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ratings.
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- Stan
- Cartman
- Butters
- Jimmy
- token
- Kyle
- Media
- Craig
- Students
- south park elementary
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Poor People Don't Watch the News

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Over pizza at Whistlin' Willies, the boys decide that they've worked too hard to let Craig's show beat them in the ratings. They vow to make their show better.
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- Kyle
- Kenny
- Stan
- token
- Craig
- Media
- Wide Angle Close Up Animals
- Whistlin' Willy's
- Pizza Hut
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Sexy Action School News Team

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys decide to revamp their show's image and rename it "Sexy Action News Team." Cartman pulls Token aside and asks him to speak more "white" on the air.
3653 01:38
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- Cartman
- Jimmy
- Kyle
- Stan
- token
- Craig
- Media
- Sexy
- Action
- Sexy Action News Team
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Panda Bear Madness Minute

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys debut the Sexy Action News, which has the raisin girls, more gossip and dancing panda bears.
2639 01:25
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- token
- Craig
- Sexy Action News Team
- Panda Bear Madness Minute
- Raisins Girls
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Who's Got Skid Marks Monday

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

Jimmy interviews the Vice President Dick Cheney but Cartman says it is too boring for their news show.
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Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys discover that Craig's new show, "Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats," has beat them in the ratings and they're all getting failing marks.
3882 01:44
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Crab People

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

When the boys can't come up with an idea for the best episode ever, they plan to drink cough medicine to help them think.
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- token
- Butters
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Media
- Crab People
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Trip Balls

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys buy cold medicine, thanks to their helpful pharmacist.
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- token
- Butters
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Mr. Garrison
- Mr. Slave
- Media
- Drugs
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I Feel Bowling Ball-ish

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys take cough medicine to help them think of ideas for their show.
5725 01:56
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- token
- Drugs
- Media
- Cough Syrup
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The School Is High on Cough Medicine

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys realize that Craig's show is popular because half the school is high on cough medicine.
2183 00:52
- token
- Butters
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Media
- Drugs
- Happy Days
- Cough Medicine
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Tigger Yum Yum

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys, as the Sexy Action News Team, investigate the dark and lonely world of rampant cough medicine abuse at South Park Elementary.
4125 01:51
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- token
- principal victoria
- south park elementary
- Drugs
- Media
- SASN
- Sexy Action School News
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Dude, Bail?

Season 8

Quest for Ratings

The boys' report gets incredible ratings. Mr. Meryl approves them for twenty-seven new episodes.
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- token
- Butters
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Craig
- south park elementary
- Drugs
- Media
- Mr. Meryl
- testicles
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