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Abortion Lessons

Season 8

Woodland Critter Christmas

Stan finds the cubs he made into orphans, and they come up with a plan to kill the Antichrist. This involves the cubs learning how to perform abortions.

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  1. Woodland Critter Christmas 12.15.04 Stan is approached by a group of adorable woodland critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve Satan.
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    Abortion Lessons

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    Stan finds the cubs he made into orphans, and they come up with a plan to kill the Antichrist. This involves the cubs learning how to perform abortions.
    54479 02:38 add to playlist
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    The Antichrist is Born

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    The Antichrist is born and Santa blows the the critters' heads off. Kyle takes it upon himself to be the host for the Antichrist, in hopes of making Christmas better for the Jews.
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    Kyle's Abortion

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    It turns out the Woodland Critters were part of Cartman's Christmas story for a class assignment. The story ends with Kyle getting an abortion by the lion cubs, and dying of AIDS.
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    Stan Meets the Critters

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    Stan happens upons the Woodland Critters and they ask him to help find them a star for their Christmas tree.
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    Stan Builds a Manger

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    The Critters get Stan to build them a manger for their coming Savior and tells him about the evil mountain lion.
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    Orphaned Cubs

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    Stan kills the evil mountain lion for the Critters, but is shocked to find that it's a mother to three adorable cubs.
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    Blood Orgy

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    Stan returns to the Critters and reports that the mountain lion is dead. Now that the Antichrist can be born, the Critters make a sacrifice to Satan and have a blood orgy.
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    Voice of Guilt

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    Stan tries to forget about the problems he's caused by watching "The Jeffersons" and ignoring the narrator, but he gets frustrated and returns to the forest.
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    The Critters Attack Stan

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
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    The Perfect Host

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
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