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Veto The Bill!
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison tries to convince South Park to harm gay people to send a message, but settles on appealing to the Governor of Colorado to veto the same sex marriage bill.
Mrs. Garrison
Gay Rights
Fag Drag
Governor
queer
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
10113
02:10
Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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01:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
Piss
water park
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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02:12
Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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01:48
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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01:29
scientist
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
lawyer
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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01:31
Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
2493
01:22
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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01:27
Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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01:27
Pi Pi
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
shower
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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01:23
Cartman
minorities
future
diary
apocalypse
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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01:03
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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01:48
scientist
Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
banana
2012
Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Cartman Confesses to Garrison
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Cartman breaks his egg and Mrs. Garrison gives him a new one, in order to fix the results of his scientific study.
1380
01:50
Mrs. Garrison
Cartman
Gay Rights
Egg
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Stop that Gay Marriage Law!
Season 9
Follow That Egg
When Mrs. Garrison learns that Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al are together now and planning to get married on Saturday, he gets angry.
4975
02:01
Big Gay Al
Mrs. Garrison
Mr. Slave
Gay Rights
Gay Marriage
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Veto The Bill!
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison tries to convince South Park to harm gay people to send a message, but settles on appealing to the Governor of Colorado to veto the same sex marriage bill.
6596
02:18
Mrs. Garrison
Gay Rights
Fag Drag
Governor
queer
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You Want Me to Kill an Egg?
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison hires a serious assassin to kill Kyle and Stan's egg.
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01:21
Mrs. Garrison
Gay Rights
Jakartha
Egg
The Akbar
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Moonlight Duet
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
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0:40
Garrison
Mr. Garrison
Ms. Garrison
Mrs. Garrison
parody
police
penises
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2 Reckless Little Boys
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison switches up the egg parent couples, putting Kyle and Stan together, with the intention of proving that two boys can't raise an egg.
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Bebe
Wendy
Stan
Kyle
Mrs. Garrison
Gay Rights
Egg
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Sock Bath
Season 11
Lice Capades
The boys gather in the park to punish Kenny for having head lice, admitting they all had it too.
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Cartman
Kenny
Craig
Clyde
Jimmy
Kyle
Stan
Mrs. Garrison
Butters
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I'm a Monkey
Season 10
Go God Go
Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
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Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Monkeys
Atheist
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Bebe
Shit
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Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
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Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Date
Atheist
Outspoken
God
Spaghetti Monster
Bang
Monkey Hole
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Retard Alert
Season 10
Go God Go
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
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Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Atheism
Stan
Kenny
Dunce Chair
Retard
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Your Intellect and My Balls
Season 10
Go God Go
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
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Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Bed
Balls
Atheism
No Religion
Intellect
beautiful breasts
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Token Sings
Season 9
Wing
Token performs at the beauty pageant and he's a hit. An audience member expresses interest in hiring him and the boys step in to represent him.
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token
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Mrs. Garrison
principal victoria
Miss Colorado Pageant
Colorado Child Star Contest
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Follow That Egg
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Mrs. Garrison realizes that he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
Dead Babies & Love Lost Long Ago
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison pairs the boys with girls and gives each couple an egg that represents a baby they have to care for.
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Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Garrison
Timmy
Mr. Slave
token
Craig
Wendy
Bebe
Gay Rights
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Stop that Gay Marriage Law!
Season 9
Follow That Egg
When Mrs. Garrison learns that Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al are together now and planning to get married on Saturday, he gets angry.
4975
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Big Gay Al
Mrs. Garrison
Mr. Slave
Gay Rights
Gay Marriage
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So is Your Hat!
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Stan is jealous that Kyle got paired with Wendy. Bebe asks Stan to egg-sit.
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Stan
Kyle
Wendy
Bebe
Gay Rights
Egg
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Veto The Bill!
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison tries to convince South Park to harm gay people to send a message, but settles on appealing to the Governor of Colorado to veto the same sex marriage bill.
6596
02:18
Mrs. Garrison
Gay Rights
Fag Drag
Governor
queer
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2 Reckless Little Boys
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison switches up the egg parent couples, putting Kyle and Stan together, with the intention of proving that two boys can't raise an egg.
0
01:19
Bebe
Wendy
Stan
Kyle
Mrs. Garrison
Gay Rights
Egg
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Egg Take-carer-of-er
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Wendy misses her egg and Stan is jealous of Kyle and Wendy.
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Wendy
Stan
Kyle
Gay Rights
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Freak Egg With 2 Daddies!
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison is very upset that Kyle and Stan's egg is not broken.
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Cartman
Timmy
Clyde
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Mrs. Garrison
Wendy
Bebe
Gay Rights
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Butt Buddies
Season 9
Follow That Egg
The Governor of Colorado attempts to rename Gay Marriage with the term "Butt Buddies".
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News
Gay Rights
News 4
Dikes
Butt Buddies
Governor
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Cartman Confesses to Garrison
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Cartman breaks his egg and Mrs. Garrison gives him a new one, in order to fix the results of his scientific study.
1380
01:50
Mrs. Garrison
Cartman
Gay Rights
Egg
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You Want Me to Kill an Egg?
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison hires a serious assassin to kill Kyle and Stan's egg.
944
01:21
Mrs. Garrison
Gay Rights
Jakartha
Egg
The Akbar
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Almost Too Easy
Season 9
Follow That Egg
While Stan yells at Kyle for trying to impress Wendy, Jakartha kills their egg.
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Kyle
Stan
kyle's mom
Gay Rights
Mr. Broflovski
Jakartha
Love Triangle
Wendy
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The Nicest Hat I've Ever Known
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Stan apologizes to Kyle. Kyle reveals that he gave Stan a fake egg.
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01:13
Stan
Kyle
Gay Rights
Egg
Wendy
Love Triangle
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Scientific & Unbiased Study
Season 9
Follow That Egg
Stan and Kyle get their baby egg to the Colorado State House safely, proving gays are capable of being parents. Then there's a big gay wedding.
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Mrs. Garrison
Mr. Slave
Big Gay Al
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Cartman
Timmy
token
Wendy
Bebe
Gay Rights
Jakartha
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