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Big Brown Package From Afghanistan

Season 5

Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.

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  1. Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants 11.07.01 Filled with American spirit, all the children of South Park Elementary have sent their dollars to the children of Afghanistan. When the boys receive a package from the kids they sent the money to, personnel from every government agency descend upon the town to check the package for anthrax. As a result, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are forced to return an Afghan goat to its homeland and confront Osama bin Laden.
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    Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
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    Big Brown Package From Afghanistan

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
    4517 02:15 add to playlist
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    The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
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    Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan

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    Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
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    The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
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    The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
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    The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
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    Terrorist Related Aids

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    When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
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    The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
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    With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
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