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This Like East Denver
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
Afghanistan
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Flintstones
Flag Burning
Jawa
Sand People
Osama bin Laden
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Celebrate China!
City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
15328
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
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Blankets Covered in SARS
Season 7
Red Man's Greed
The Native Americans have suffered a setback, but Chief Runs With Premise has a plan. He will give them blankets covered in SARS.
4672
01:22
Casino
Epidemic
Three Feathers
Native American
Chief Runs With Premise
Spirit Of The Wind
SARS
Chinese People
Round Eyes
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The Chinese Mafia
Season 9
Wing
The Chinese Mafia shows up at City Wok and demands that Tuong Lu Kim pay them owed money. They threaten him and claim his wife as property until the debt is paid.
2425
01:58
City Wok
Mr. Tuong Lu Kim
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Wing
Chinese Mafia
Los Angeles
massage parlor
Alabama
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Yellow Cessna Tail Number 432G
Season 7
It's Christmas in Canada
Kyle calls the number for City Airlines to make a reservation to Canada. He reaches City Wokand learns they are one in the same.
2615
01:19
City Wok
Tuong Lu Kim
Kyle
Canada
Christmas
Yellow Cessna Tail Number 432G
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
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Democracy or Fascism
Season 3
Sexual Harassment Panda
Sexual Harassment Panda feels unwanted. Kyle's dad gives Kyle a lecture on the nature of democracy.
1531
01:37
Kyle
Sexual Harassment Panda
Bar
Kyle's dad
Island of Misfit Mascots
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Unintentional Robbery
Season 7
Krazy Kripples
Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
1827
01:03
Jimmy
Timmy
Crips
City Wok
Robbery
Tuong Lu Kim
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Ike's TV Time
Season 6
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys relocate to Kyle's house just in time to watch Russell Crowe assault the Chinese. They are kicked off the TV so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."
1905
02:10
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Cartman
Ike
Russell Crowe
Fightin' Round the World
Tugger
China
Kyle's dad
McNeil Lehrer Report
Television
Tiananmen Square
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I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
4935
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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Wing Sings For The Awesome Talent Agency
Season 9
Wing
As the boys are mourning the loss of Token, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim shows up asking them to represent his singing wife, Wing.
1798
01:50
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Wing
Super Awesome Talent Agency
City Wok Guy
Tuong Lu Kim
Dancing Queen
Abba
American Idol
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Project X
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode II
The boys are questioned at the Pentagon about Imaginationland. It is here they learn about Project X.
3445
01:23
Pentagon
General
Stan
Kyle
Balloon Ride
CIA
Chinese government
1962
soviets
Super Secret
us government
project x
Cold War
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Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
4496
02:15
American Flag
stan's mom
Newscast
Stan
randy marsh
CNN
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Military
Bomb Squad
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Tweek
Goat
Anthrax
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Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
3166
01:40
Military Base
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
soldiers
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Afghanistan
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This Like East Denver
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
2958
02:33
Afghanistan
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Flintstones
Flag Burning
Jawa
Sand People
Osama bin Laden
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Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
622
01:15
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
gas masks
Butters
Small Pox
Anthrax
Officer Barbrady
The Thrax
Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors
whoppers
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Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
632
01:00
gas masks
Lock
Afghanistan
Tweek
Ms. Choksondik
Cartman
Wendy
Towel heads
afghan people
send a dollar
sand monkeys
chocolate milk
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Afghan South Park
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
735
01:18
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Afghanistan
Bombs
Afghan Versions
Basketball
Blows Up
Movie
Dollar
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Towelie Ban
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
1199
00:54
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Post Office
Mail
Towelie
Wanna Get High
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Oh God It Was Horrible
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
452
00:56
Afghanistan
Military Base
Plane
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
farts
vomit
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These People Are Insane
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
679
01:16
Afghanistan
Mountain
Cave
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Taliban
Al Qaeda
Osama bin Laden
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Terrorist Related Aids
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
59
01:14
CNN
Osama bin Laden
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Stan's Dad
Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
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What's Up Bin Laden
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
96
01:12
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
birthday party
Military
Gunfight
Afghan Versions
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
pray
Sledgehammer
kiss
Osama bin Laden
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Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
92
00:30
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
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Tiny Ain't It
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
81
00:42
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
Small Penis
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Buttholes
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
377
00:26
Gunfight
Kyle
Stan
Afghan Versions
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Taliban
Stevie Nicks
butt-holes
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Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
674
00:52
Elmer Fudd
Bugs Bunny
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
In Drag
camel
kiss
Propose
Barbra Streisand
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I've Got Stevie Nicks
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
508
01:10
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Afghan Version
Civilization
Gunfight
Soldier
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Osama bin Laden
camel
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We Still Hate You
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
212
00:32
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
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Fleetwood Mac
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
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General
soldiers
celebrity
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Goat
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
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Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
11.07.01
Filled with American spirit, all the children of South Park Elementary have sent their dollars to the children of Afghanistan. When the boys receive a package from the kids they sent the money to, personnel from every government agency descend upon the town to check the package for anthrax. As a result, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are forced to return an Afghan goat to its homeland and confront Osama bin Laden.
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
4496
02:15
American Flag
stan's mom
Newscast
Stan
randy marsh
CNN
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Military
Bomb Squad
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Tweek
Goat
Anthrax
add to playlist
Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
3166
01:40
Military Base
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
soldiers
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Afghanistan
add to playlist
This Like East Denver
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
2958
02:33
Afghanistan
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Flintstones
Flag Burning
Jawa
Sand People
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
622
01:15
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
gas masks
Butters
Small Pox
Anthrax
Officer Barbrady
The Thrax
Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors
whoppers
add to playlist
Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
632
01:00
gas masks
Lock
Afghanistan
Tweek
Ms. Choksondik
Cartman
Wendy
Towel heads
afghan people
send a dollar
sand monkeys
chocolate milk
add to playlist
Afghan South Park
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
735
01:18
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Afghanistan
Bombs
Afghan Versions
Basketball
Blows Up
Movie
Dollar
add to playlist
Towelie Ban
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
1199
00:54
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Post Office
Mail
Towelie
Wanna Get High
add to playlist
Oh God It Was Horrible
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
452
00:56
Afghanistan
Military Base
Plane
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
farts
vomit
add to playlist
These People Are Insane
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
679
01:16
Afghanistan
Mountain
Cave
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Taliban
Al Qaeda
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
Terrorist Related Aids
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
59
01:14
CNN
Osama bin Laden
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Stan's Dad
Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
add to playlist
What's Up Bin Laden
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
96
01:12
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
birthday party
Military
Gunfight
Afghan Versions
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
pray
Sledgehammer
kiss
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
92
00:30
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
add to playlist
Tiny Ain't It
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
80
00:42
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
Small Penis
add to playlist
Buttholes
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
377
00:26
Gunfight
Kyle
Stan
Afghan Versions
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Taliban
Stevie Nicks
butt-holes
add to playlist
Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
674
00:52
Elmer Fudd
Bugs Bunny
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
In Drag
camel
kiss
Propose
Barbra Streisand
add to playlist
I've Got Stevie Nicks
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
508
01:10
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Afghan Version
Civilization
Gunfight
Soldier
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Osama bin Laden
camel
add to playlist
We Still Hate You
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
212
00:32
Stan
Kyle
Cartman