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This Like East Denver
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
Afghanistan
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Flintstones
Flag Burning
Jawa
Sand People
Osama bin Laden
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Wendy gets in trouble.
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Wendy
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Hospital Fight
Season 3
Tweek Vs. Craig
The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpose, just to see who was tougher.
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Kyle
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CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!
Season 5
Cripple Fight
To get support, the boys have Jimmy do a stand-up routine. When Timmy refuses to be a volunteer, they fight.
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Kenny
Butters
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Cripple Fight
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Cartman Fights a Midget
Season 11
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Cartman and Dr. Nelson go toe to toe in a bare chested brawl where Cartman dominates.
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Midget
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The Battle
Season 11
D-Yikes!
The Persians show up to redecorate the bar, a battle ensues when the lesbians refuse to let them in.
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The Fight Begins
Season 3
Tweek Vs. Craig
Tweek and Craig finally begin their school yard fight. Mr. Adler gives up on life when he runs out of nicotine gum.
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Kenny
Stan
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Craig
Clyde
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suicide
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Battle in the Breastriary
Season 12
Major Boobage
Gerald and Kenny face off in a battle for the Locknar trophy.
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Heavy Metal
Kyle's dad
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Kenny
fight
Radar Rider
Riggs
Buzzed
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Easter Bunnies vs. Ninjas
Season 11
Fantastic Easter Special
The Hare Club for Men is about to tell Stan the secret of Easter when ninjas attack them.
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Religion
randy marsh
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Grandpa Marsh
Easter
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Slap Fight
Season 10
Cartoon Wars Part II
Cartman and Kyle start their Final Battle, and slap each through Fox Studios.
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Kyle
Fist Fight
Fox
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Myrrh Album
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
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Michael Collins
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Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
787
01:15
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
gas masks
Butters
Small Pox
Anthrax
Officer Barbrady
The Thrax
Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors
whoppers
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Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
730
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gas masks
Lock
Afghanistan
Tweek
Ms. Choksondik
Cartman
Wendy
Towel heads
afghan people
send a dollar
sand monkeys
chocolate milk
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Afghan South Park
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
874
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Afghanistan
Bombs
Afghan Versions
Basketball
Blows Up
Movie
Dollar
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Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
4558
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American Flag
stan's mom
Newscast
Stan
randy marsh
CNN
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Military
Bomb Squad
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Tweek
Goat
Anthrax
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Towelie Ban
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
1614
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Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Post Office
Mail
Towelie
Wanna Get High
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Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
3243
01:40
Military Base
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
soldiers
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Afghanistan
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Oh God It Was Horrible
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
543
00:56
Afghanistan
Military Base
Plane
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
farts
vomit
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This Like East Denver
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
3032
02:33
Afghanistan
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Flintstones
Flag Burning
Jawa
Sand People
Osama bin Laden
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These People Are Insane
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
850
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Afghanistan
Mountain
Cave
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Taliban
Al Qaeda
Osama bin Laden
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Terrorist Related Aids
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
138
01:14
CNN
Osama bin Laden
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Stan's Dad
Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
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What's Up Bin Laden
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
253
01:12
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
birthday party
Military
Gunfight
Afghan Versions
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
pray
Sledgehammer
kiss
Osama bin Laden
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Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
208
00:30
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
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Tiny Ain't It
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
168
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Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
Small Penis
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Buttholes
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
453
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Gunfight
Kyle
Stan
Afghan Versions
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Taliban
Stevie Nicks
butt-holes
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Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
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Elmer Fudd
Bugs Bunny
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
In Drag
camel
kiss
Propose
Barbra Streisand
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I've Got Stevie Nicks
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
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Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Afghan Version
Civilization
Gunfight
Soldier
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Osama bin Laden
camel
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We Still Hate You
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
231
00:32
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
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Fleetwood Mac
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
496
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USO Show
General
soldiers
celebrity
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Goat
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
American Flag
Salute
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Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
11.07.01
Filled with American spirit, all the children of South Park Elementary have sent their dollars to the children of Afghanistan. When the boys receive a package from the kids they sent the money to, personnel from every government agency descend upon the town to check the package for anthrax. As a result, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are forced to return an Afghan goat to its homeland and confront Osama bin Laden.
Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
787
01:15
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
gas masks
Butters
Small Pox
Anthrax
Officer Barbrady
The Thrax
Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors
whoppers
add to playlist
Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
730
01:00
gas masks
Lock
Afghanistan
Tweek
Ms. Choksondik
Cartman
Wendy
Towel heads
afghan people
send a dollar
sand monkeys
chocolate milk
add to playlist
Afghan South Park
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
874
01:18
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Afghanistan
Bombs
Afghan Versions
Basketball
Blows Up
Movie
Dollar
add to playlist
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
4558
02:15
American Flag
stan's mom
Newscast
Stan
randy marsh
CNN
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Military
Bomb Squad
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Tweek
Goat
Anthrax
add to playlist
Towelie Ban
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
1614
00:54
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Post Office
Mail
Towelie
Wanna Get High
add to playlist
Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
3243
01:40
Military Base
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
soldiers
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Afghanistan
add to playlist
Oh God It Was Horrible
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
543
00:56
Afghanistan
Military Base
Plane
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
farts
vomit
add to playlist
This Like East Denver
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
3032
02:33
Afghanistan
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Flintstones
Flag Burning
Jawa
Sand People
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
These People Are Insane
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
850
01:16
Afghanistan
Mountain
Cave
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Taliban
Al Qaeda
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
Terrorist Related Aids
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
138
01:14
CNN
Osama bin Laden
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Stan's Dad
Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
add to playlist
What's Up Bin Laden
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
253
01:12
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
birthday party
Military
Gunfight
Afghan Versions
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
pray
Sledgehammer
kiss
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
208
00:30
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
add to playlist
Tiny Ain't It
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
168
00:42
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
Small Penis
add to playlist
Buttholes
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
453
00:26
Gunfight
Kyle
Stan
Afghan Versions
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Taliban
Stevie Nicks
butt-holes
add to playlist
Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
907
00:52
Elmer Fudd
Bugs Bunny
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
In Drag
camel
kiss
Propose
Barbra Streisand
add to playlist
I've Got Stevie Nicks
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
664
01:10
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Afghan Version
Civilization
Gunfight
Soldier
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Osama bin Laden
camel
add to playlist
We Still Hate You
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
231
00:32
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
add to playlist
Fleetwood Mac
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
496
01:03
USO Show
General
soldiers
celebrity
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Goat
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
American Flag
Salute
add to playlist