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Giant Stone Assassination

Season 5

Super Best Friends

The Super Best Friends construct a giant stone John Wilkes Booth to kill the giant stone Abraham Lincoln. David Blaine retreats and Blaintology is defeated.

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  1. Super Best Friends 07.04.01 Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and cult leader, performing in the streets of South Park. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as everyone thinks. He tries to convince the other boys they've been brainwashed, but they have forsaken their friends and families. Teaming up with Jesus, Stan calls upon all the Super Best Friends to destroy the magician and thwart the mass suicide pact he has launched.
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    David Blaine in South Park

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    Magician David Blaine performs street magic in South Park. The boys want to go to his workshop.
    4733 01:34 add to playlist
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    David Blaine Workshop

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    The boys go to the David Blaine Workshop so they can learn magic, and find themselves at a Blainetology meeting.
    1160 01:12 add to playlist
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    Gefilte Fish Distraction

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    Kyle tries to tell his mom about David Blaine and Magic Camp, but she's distracted with feeding Ike.
    748 00:31 add to playlist
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    A Cleansing Haircut

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    The boys go to Magic Camp and are cleansed by having their heads shaved. Stan tries to leave, but is intimidated into staying.
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    Kyle's a Dumbass

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    Stan and Kyle argue over whether to stay with the Blainetologists or leave. After some personality confusion, Kyle chooses to stay.
    733 00:54 add to playlist
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    Spreading Blaine's Word

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    Kyle and Cartman go door-to-door selling tickets to David Blaine's upcoming show and attempt to dispel the notion that Blainetology is a cult.
    842 01:09 add to playlist
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    Intimidation Technique

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    Brother Kyle and Brother Cartman run into Stan on the street and ignore him. Blaintologists in a black car scare Stan by almost running him over.
    379 00:32 add to playlist
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    Divine Help

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    Stan asks Jesus to go with him to Denver to show the Blaintologists what real miracles are, and to help him get his friend back.
    986 01:04 add to playlist
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    Jesus Gets Served

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    Jesus, in an effort to stop Blainetology's spread, interrupts David Blaine's show to perform a miracle or two. The results, however, are less than miraculous.
    4550 02:07 add to playlist
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    Super Best Friends

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    Defeated by David Blaine's magical abilities, Jesus calls the Super Best Friends together.
    2318 00:35 add to playlist
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    Afterlife Plan

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    The Blaintologists celebrate being refused tax-exempt status, because now when they kill themselves in Washington they are secured happiness in the afterlife.
    327 00:52 add to playlist
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    Meeting the Super Best Friends

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    Jesus and Stan finally arrive at the Hall of the Super Best Friends. Stan is introduced to Buddha, Muhammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, and Sea Man.
    3284 01:15 add to playlist
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    Boy in the Plastic Bubble

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    Kyle wakes Cartman to tell him he wants to leave Blaintology before the mass suicide. Cartman tells the other Blaintologists and Kyle is put in a plastic bubble.
    567 01:30 add to playlist
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    Help From Moses

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    The Super Best Friends use Moses to analyze data about Blainetology. Moses tells them the Blainetologists are heading to Washington, D.C.
    636 00:50 add to playlist
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    Reflecting Pool of Death

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
    3526 00:53 add to playlist
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    Emancipating Lincoln

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    When the Super Best Friends arrive to put a stop to David Blaine's suicide pact, Blaine brings the Lincoln Memorial to life.
    5652 01:34 add to playlist
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    Giant Stone Assassination

    Season 5
    Super Best Friends
    The Super Best Friends construct a giant stone John Wilkes Booth to kill the giant stone Abraham Lincoln. David Blaine retreats and Blaintology is defeated.
    3544 02:53 add to playlist
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