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  2. stanownes3317 "Do you have a condom" Its so funny how Mr. Mackey says "well No" Reply
  3. stanownes3317 "Do you have a condom" Its so funny how Mr. Mackey says "well No" Reply
  4. Waldee Do You Touch Yourself? mr mackey should have said i don't know if it feels wrong, does it feel wrong if you can feel my feet on your tits Reply
  5. vesna1988 Do You Touch Yourself? yuk!!! How did Mr. Mackey survived this? Reply
  6. superkenny101 wow sick seeing teachers have sex beacuse im in school still Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    South Park: Proper Condom Use Episode Air Date: 08.01.2001 Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle are taking Sex Ed! In the time-honored tradition, the boys are separated from the girls and schooled in the mysteries of sex by none other than Mr. Mackey. Ms. Choksondik is responsible for the girls' education in the womanly arts and Mr. Garrison teaches the kindergarten class proper condom use.
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    Red Rocket

    Season 5
    Proper Condom Use
    Cartman interrupts the reverie of Stan and Kyle's destruction of Jennifer Lopez to show them how to milk a dog.
    37908 views 01:11 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Mom, Dad, You Got To See This

    Season 5
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    Stan interrupts his parents' book club to show off his new skill of manually stimulating a dog.
    10048 views 00:48 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Make His Stuff Come Out

    Season 5
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    Stan's parents ground him for ten months for beating off the dog, but they can't tell him why.
    8291 views 00:51 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Sex Education

    Season 5
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    The parents want sex education for their young children. No one listens to Chef.
    15328 views 01:01 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Man Takes His Penis ?

    Season 5
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    Mr. Mackey delivers the boys their first sexual education class. Everyone laughs.
    11030 views 01:10 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    STD Slides

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    Ms. Choksondik scares the living daylights out of the girls during their first sexual education class by showing STD slides.
    4922 views 01:03 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    We Don't Want Your Aids

    Season 5
    Proper Condom Use
    The girls are terrified of the boys because they don't have condoms.
    3427 views 01:13 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Gladiators for Kids

    Season 5
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    The boys rush to a nearby pharmacy to buy condoms. They don't get any straight answers about what's going on from any adults.
    2618 views 00:53 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    That Guy With The Really Big Head

    Season 5
    Proper Condom Use
    Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have a late-night meeting to plan tomorrow's lesson and get close.
    13540 views 01:53 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Little Donut

    Season 5
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    Butters is chosen to try on a condom. Cartman looks at Butters' penis.
    8156 views 01:03 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    No Choice

    Season 5
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    The South Park pharmacist assumes the increase in condom sales means an increase in underage sex. The school assumes it means they need to start educating sooner.
    2165 views 00:43 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Deep Throat

    Season 5
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    Mr. Garrison provides South Park Elementary's kindergarten class with some information about sex.
    7440 views 00:53 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Afterbirth

    Season 5
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    Ms. Choksondik shows the girls a bit of video about childbirth.
    2741 views 01:02 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    AIDS

    Season 5
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    Mr. Mackey knows more about sex. The Boys learn tat the girls have AIDs.
    3077 views 01:08 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Filthy Sanchez

    Season 5
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    Mr. Garrison gives the kindergartners a pop quiz on all the sexual positions he's taught them.
    8891 views 00:30 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Just Walk Away

    Season 5
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    The boys of South Park are looking for the girls of South Park. The girls have built a fortress to keep them out and the boys have to penetrate it.
    12027 views 00:51 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Do You Touch Yourself?

    Season 5
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    Mr. Mackey goes to Ms. Choksondik's house to plan another lesson. The end up having sex.
    26893 views 02:20 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Boys Keep Out

    Season 5
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    The battle between the boys and girls over sex goes too far.
    2163 views 00:36 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Chef's Advice

    Season 5
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    Chef tells the parents to get involved in their children's sexual education. Cartman beats off a dog.
    8871 views 01:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    I Want You, Mkay

    Season 5
    Proper Condom Use
    Mrs. Choksondik and Mr. Mackey put their sex education lessons to work on one another. Mkay.
    20512 views 2:20 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Kindergarten Condom Class

    Season 5
    Proper Condom Use
    Mr. Garrison teaches his class about safe sex, whether they're ready for it or not.
    15586 views 0:53 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist