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Towelie the Hero

Season 10

A Million Little Fibers

Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.

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  1. A Million Little Fibers 04.19.06 Towelie gets over his drug addiction and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best-seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. When it's revealed that Towelie fabricated the key premise of his book, Oprah retaliates. The grand dame of daytime television won't stand for being lied to.
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    Towelie the Waiter

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
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    Towelie the Writer

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
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    Towelie Goes on Oprah

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
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    Minge-y's Plot

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
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    Geraldo Gets A Call

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
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    High on Larry King Live

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
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    Getting High Before Oprah

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
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    Oprah Turns on Towelie

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
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    Oprah's Minge Has a Gun

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
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    Towelie the Hero

    Season 10
    A Million Little Fibers
    Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
    9334 03:56 add to playlist
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