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Barnaby Jones Reruns
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The boys are on their eighth day of a Barnaby Jones marathon in class, and Mr. Garrison isn't showing any signs of letting up. Luckily, a field trip is just around the corner.
Barnaby Jones
Garrison
Mr. Twig
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Cheesy poofs
Reruns
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01:28
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Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble! Gobble!
Jay Leno Thanksgiving Special
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Jay Leno visits South Park Elementary to find out what Thanksgiving means to the kids.
104886
2:52
Jay Leno
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Special
chin
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
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All For Nothing
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
The kindergarten class perform their Thanksgiving show - which is not as extravagant as Butters warned.
19227
00:50
Garrison
Kindergarten
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Timmy
Gobbles
Thanksgiving
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Braveheart
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
4732
01:10
the mayor
evil turkeys
Chef
motivational speech
Stan
Kyle
turkey speech
horse
warrior
braveheart
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Martha Stewart Living
Season 6
Red Hot Catholic Love
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
5951
01:10
Martha Stewart
Living
Turkey
Federal Agents
Lubricating Gel
Squat
Baste
Intero-Rectogestion
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Sports Watch
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
7638
01:44
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Terrance and Phillip
Thanksgiving Special
Sally Struthers
Ethiopian
Cheesy poofs
Africa
Full House
vas deferens
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Holiday Dinner
Season 2
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Stan's family is dead to him. The boys can't believe the Cartman family's disgusting dinner manners.
4119
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman's Mom
Stan
Cartman's Grandma
Cartman's Grandpa
Catheter Bag
Cousin Elvin
Uncle Howard
pot pie
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Can Opener?
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
1960
00:30
Mrs.. mccormick
Mr.. mccormick
kevin
Kenny
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The Battle Against The Turkeys
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
4427
01:40
starvin' marvin
Kenny
Kyle
Killed Kenny
Stan
Dr. Mephisto
Chef
Officer Barbrady
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Picking a Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Kyle and Timmy go to a farm to get a turkey for the play. Timmy picks out a "messed up one" bound for execution.
18140
00:53
Kyle
Play
Timmy
Thanksgiving
Turkey
Gobbles
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We Found An Ethernopian
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
5295
01:31
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Terrance and Phillip
starvin' marvin
Ethiopian
adoption
digital sports watch
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Alinicia, the Broadway Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Alinicia, the Broadway turkey won't work with other turkeys, and Timmy won't work unless Gobbles is in the show.
1632
01:48
Cartman
Play
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Timmy
Clyde
Geoffrey Maynard
LaMonde
Gobbles
Helen Keller
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Barnaby Jones Reruns
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The boys are on their eighth day of a Barnaby Jones marathon in class, and Mr. Garrison isn't showing any signs of letting up. Luckily, a field trip is just around the corner.
2280
01:28
Barnaby Jones
Garrison
Mr. Twig
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Cheesy poofs
Reruns
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The Plane-arium
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman can't showcase his talent to the people at the Cheesy Poofs van because he has to go inside and look at a bunch of stupid stars.
2092
01:37
Garrison
Mr. Twig
Mrs. Crabtree
Planetarium
Cheesy Poofs Van
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Dr. Adams
Missy
Cheesy poofs
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Constellations
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The boys settle in for a boring plane-arium show and learn about constellations.
387
01:01
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Planetarium
Dr. Adams
Big Dipper
Roger Ebert
The Crusades
Fascinating ride through the universe
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Cartman's Audition
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman sneaks out of the plane-arium to audition at the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show van.
546
00:32
Cheesy poofs
van
Song
Jingle
Cartman
Night Court
contest
sings
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Laser James Taylor
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The boys leave the plane-arium show without remembering much of it, but are still certain that it was great.
299
00:31
Garrison
Mr. Twig
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Dr. Adams
Laser
Kenny Loggins
James Taylor
Rock show
callback
don't remember
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Van Gelder
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
On the bus ride back from the plane-arium, the boys discover a stowaway in their midst, Van Gelder.
262
00:36
Bus
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Van Gelder
Garrison
Mr. Twig
Hippo-ass
crazy planetarium kid
Nurse's Office
plane-arium
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"Laser Loggins"
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Principal Victoria attends the "Laser Loggins" show at the plane-arium. She can't imagine who the heck would find it interesting.
321
01:10
Van Gelder
Nurse Gollum
Mr. Mackey
Marijuana
principal victoria
Laser Loggins
Footloose
Stoners
Dr. Adams
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Haiku
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman brags to the class about his Cheesy Poof Talent Show success.
1914
01:58
Garrison
Mr. Twig
Haiku
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Poem
discharge
cheesy poof
callback
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Mind-Meld
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Van Gelder is in the nurse's office for an examination, where he won't stop screaming about "The Machine" and "Daisy Fuentes."
238
00:47
Nurse's Office
Nurse Gollum
Van Gelder
Mr. Mackey
Daisy Fuentes
america's funniest home videos
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You Love The Plane-arium
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The children begged and finally Mr. Garrison brought them back to the plane-arium.
306
00:54
Planetarium
Garrison
Mr. Hat
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Wendy Testaburger
Pip
Hypnosis
intensity
Dog Star
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Free Bread
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman's worried about the competition at the Cheesy Poofs contest, but he has a few tricks up his sleeve.
198
00:27
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Mrs. Cartman
Waiting Room
Poor Girl
Picking nose
Cheesy poofs
Talent Show
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Extra Credit
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Stan and Kyle have their doubts about the plane-arium, and about their classmates' urge to volunteer there. They do a little experimentation, at Kenny's expense.
250
01:22
Planetarium
Stan
Kyle
Garrison
Mr. Hat
Clyde
Butters
Kenny
token
Craig
Killed Kenny
Head Explodes
Rats
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He Works Hard for the Money
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
For Cartman's Cheesy Poofs Talent Show callbacks audition, he sings She Works Hard for the Money
2331
01:15
Cheesy Poofs Contest
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
She Works Hard For The Money
Moonwalk
Mrs. Cartman
Donna Summers
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Open Your Mind
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Mr. Mackey uses the mind-meld, an ancient technique passed down from school counselor to school counselor in order to make sense of Van Gelder's warnings.
292
00:52
Nurse's Office
Mr. Mackey
Van Gelder
Mind-Meld
Nurse Gollum
Dead Fetus
chi
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Cartman Wins the Talent Show
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman wins the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show. Meanwhile, word about the plane-arium has spread.
298
00:56
Cheesy Poofs Contest
Cartman
Wins
Newscast
Newscaster
Planetarium
Ricardo Montalban
Dr. Adams
News 4
Tom
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Calling For Backup
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Stan and Kyle go to Officer Barbrady for help investigating the plane-arium. Luckily, Barbrady's not too busy at the moment.
189
00:22
Officer Barbrady
Stan
Kyle
plane-arium
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Cheesy Poofs Commercial
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman learns the hard way just how unglamorous the industry can be.
696
00:41
Commercial
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
cheesy poof
Director
PA
Mrs. Cartman
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Behind the Scenes
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Officer Barbrady accompanies Stan and Kyle to the plane-arium and shows them firsthand exactly how easy it is to be a criminal in South Park.
280
00:53
Planetarium
Officer Barbrady
Dr. Adams
Stan
Kyle
Bebe
Chef
Servants
slaves
hypnotized
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Be Sure To Watch
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman calls around to all his friends to let them know just how famous he's become.
156
00:34
Cartman
Grandma Cartman
Telephone
Answering Machine
Cheesy poofs
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No Match For Me
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Dr. Adams doesn't have trouble enticing people to the plane-arium by putting them under hypnosis.
169
00:33
Planetarium
Officer Barbrady
Dr. Adams
Stan
Elvis Presley
Elvis
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Lame
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman watches his Cheesy Poofs commercial air on "Terrance and Phillip." His portrayal is less than ideal, but he doesn't seem to mind.
394
00:24
Cartman
Terrance and Phillip
Cheesy poofs
Commercial
lame
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Officer Presley
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Mr. Mackey is onto Dr. Adams' evil scheme and arrives just in time. Unfortunately, he's no match for Officer Presley's, er, Barbrady's firepower.
213
00:30
Planetarium
Mr. Mackey
Nurse Gollum
Stan
Kyle
Officer Barbrady
Dr. Adams
Elvis Presley
Charlton Heston
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Planetariums Suck Ass
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman arrives at the plane-arium, but no one will pay him any attention.
290
01:21
Planetarium
Dr. Adams
Nurse Gollum
Mr. Mackey
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kicks Machine
Star Trek
William Shatner
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Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
09.02.98
Stan, Kyle and Kenny are strangely drawn to the new planetarium. Is it just a harmless place to learn about the solar system, or is it the scene of a diabolical plot to control the minds of South Park's citizens? Meanwhile, Cartman is on a personal quest to appear on television to sing the Cheesy Poofs song.
Barnaby Jones Reruns
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The boys are on their eighth day of a Barnaby Jones marathon in class, and Mr. Garrison isn't showing any signs of letting up. Luckily, a field trip is just around the corner.
2280
01:28
Barnaby Jones
Garrison
Mr. Twig
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Cheesy poofs
Reruns
add to playlist
The Plane-arium
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman can't showcase his talent to the people at the Cheesy Poofs van because he has to go inside and look at a bunch of stupid stars.
2092
01:37
Garrison
Mr. Twig
Mrs. Crabtree
Planetarium
Cheesy Poofs Van
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Dr. Adams
Missy
Cheesy poofs
add to playlist
Constellations
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The boys settle in for a boring plane-arium show and learn about constellations.
387
01:01
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Planetarium
Dr. Adams
Big Dipper
Roger Ebert
The Crusades
Fascinating ride through the universe
add to playlist
Cartman's Audition
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman sneaks out of the plane-arium to audition at the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show van.
546
00:32
Cheesy poofs
van
Song
Jingle
Cartman
Night Court
contest
sings
add to playlist
Laser James Taylor
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The boys leave the plane-arium show without remembering much of it, but are still certain that it was great.
299
00:31
Garrison
Mr. Twig
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Dr. Adams
Laser
Kenny Loggins
James Taylor
Rock show
callback
don't remember
add to playlist
Van Gelder
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
On the bus ride back from the plane-arium, the boys discover a stowaway in their midst, Van Gelder.
262
00:36
Bus
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Van Gelder
Garrison
Mr. Twig
Hippo-ass
crazy planetarium kid
Nurse's Office
plane-arium
add to playlist
"Laser Loggins"
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Principal Victoria attends the "Laser Loggins" show at the plane-arium. She can't imagine who the heck would find it interesting.
321
01:10
Van Gelder
Nurse Gollum
Mr. Mackey
Marijuana
principal victoria
Laser Loggins
Footloose
Stoners
Dr. Adams
add to playlist
Haiku
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman brags to the class about his Cheesy Poof Talent Show success.
1914
01:58
Garrison
Mr. Twig
Haiku
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Poem
discharge
cheesy poof
callback
add to playlist
Mind-Meld
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Van Gelder is in the nurse's office for an examination, where he won't stop screaming about "The Machine" and "Daisy Fuentes."
238
00:47
Nurse's Office
Nurse Gollum
Van Gelder
Mr. Mackey
Daisy Fuentes
america's funniest home videos
add to playlist
You Love The Plane-arium
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The children begged and finally Mr. Garrison brought them back to the plane-arium.
306
00:54
Planetarium
Garrison
Mr. Hat
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Wendy Testaburger
Pip
Hypnosis
intensity
Dog Star
add to playlist
Free Bread
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman's worried about the competition at the Cheesy Poofs contest, but he has a few tricks up his sleeve.
198
00:27
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Mrs. Cartman
Waiting Room
Poor Girl
Picking nose
Cheesy poofs
Talent Show
add to playlist
Extra Credit
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Stan and Kyle have their doubts about the plane-arium, and about their classmates' urge to volunteer there. They do a little experimentation, at Kenny's expense.
250
01:22
Planetarium
Stan
Kyle
Garrison
Mr. Hat
Clyde
Butters
Kenny
token
Craig
Killed Kenny
Head Explodes
Rats
add to playlist
He Works Hard for the Money
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
For Cartman's Cheesy Poofs Talent Show callbacks audition, he sings She Works Hard for the Money
2331
01:15
Cheesy Poofs Contest
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
She Works Hard For The Money
Moonwalk
Mrs. Cartman
Donna Summers
add to playlist
Open Your Mind
Season 2
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Mr. Mackey uses the mind-meld, an ancient technique passed down from school counselor to school counselor in order to make sense of Van Gelder's warnings.
292
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