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A Parody Slant to the Satire
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
south park elementary
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Get That F*&%ing Leprechaun
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode I
Now that Cartman has captured a leprechaun, Kyle has to suck Cartman's balls.
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02:54
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Clyde
Tweek
Butters
token
leprechaun
Craig
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The Council of 9
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode II
The Council of 9 thinks that butters will be an intricate part of stopping the chaos.
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2:53
snarf
Lollipop King
Castle Sunshine
Tron
Morpheus
Jesus
Wonder Woman
Luke Sky Walker
Popeye
Zeus
Gandolf
Mr. Tumnus
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Council of 9
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Kyle Talks to Luke Skywalker
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode III
When Kyle is about to give up Jesus, Hercules, Superman, Luke Skywalker, Captain Crunch etc... give him a pep talk.
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01:20
Kyle
Lincoln Monument
Government
imaginary
imaginationland
Jesus
Stan
Luke Skywalker
Superman
Hercules
God
Captain Crunch
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Sultan's Balls
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode I
Just as Kyle is arriving to Cartman's party, the general shows up and takes him away.
1772
01:06
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Clyde
Tweek
Butters
token
leprechaun
Craig
Suck My Balls
contract
General
Sultan
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Kurt Russell
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode II
Kurt Russell prepares to enter Imagination land while Cartman breaks into the Pentagon.
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01:31
Kurt Russell
Army
Pentagon
General
Stan
Kyle
Project Imagination Doorway
Stargate
Cartman
Rambo
contract
Suck My Balls
leprechaun
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Recap For Butters
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode III
Aslan recaps the events of the last two episodes for Butters as he prepares Butters for war.
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01:05
Aslan
Butters Luke Skywalker
snarf
Evil Characters
Popeye
Captain Planet
Lord of the Rings
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
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A Parody Slant to the Satire
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
5406
02:16
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
south park elementary
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Vote or Die
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
12833
02:12
Stan
Mr. Marsh
mrs. marsh
Shelly
Grandpa Marsh
celebrity
Politics
P Didddy
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Kill Me
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
3139
02:51
Stan
horse
Politics
PETA
Dr. Cornwalis
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Pep Rally With PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
753
01:09
Butters
Cartman
Kyle
Mr. Garrison
cow
south park elementary
Bebe
PETA
South Park Cows
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Mascot Nominations
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
524
01:10
Mr. Garrison
Kyle
Clyde
Wendy
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
south park elementary
Politics
PETA
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Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
861
02:01
Mr. Garrison
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Politics
south park elementary
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
472
01:05
Cartman
Butters
Clyde
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Banishment
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
412
01:52
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
principal victoria
Randy
Sharon Marsh
Mr. Mackey
Garrison
Politics
celebrity
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On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
388
01:31
Stan
the mayor
Mr. Marsh
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Craig
Kyle
celebrity
Politics
Puffy
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
1099
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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Puff Daddy Kills PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
735
01:39
Stan
PETA
Politics
celebrity
Puff Daddy
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
murder
kill
Gun
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Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
953
01:41
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Butters
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Douche and Turd
10.27.04
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot so the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
A Parody Slant to the Satire
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
5406
02:16
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
south park elementary
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Vote or Die
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
12833
02:12
Stan
Mr. Marsh
mrs. marsh
Shelly
Grandpa Marsh
celebrity
Politics
P Didddy
add to playlist
Kill Me
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
3139
02:51
Stan
horse
Politics
PETA
Dr. Cornwalis
add to playlist
Pep Rally With PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
753
01:09
Butters
Cartman
Kyle
Mr. Garrison
cow
south park elementary
Bebe
PETA
South Park Cows
add to playlist
Mascot Nominations
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
524
01:10
Mr. Garrison
Kyle
Clyde
Wendy
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
south park elementary
Politics
PETA
add to playlist
Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
861
02:01
Mr. Garrison
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Politics
south park elementary
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
472
01:05
Cartman
Butters
Clyde
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Banishment
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
412
01:52
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
principal victoria
Randy
Sharon Marsh
Mr. Mackey
Garrison
Politics
celebrity
add to playlist
On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
388
01:31
Stan
the mayor
Mr. Marsh
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Craig
Kyle
celebrity
Politics
Puffy
add to playlist
Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
1099
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
add to playlist
Puff Daddy Kills PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
735
01:39
Stan
PETA
Politics
celebrity
Puff Daddy
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
murder
kill
Gun
add to playlist
Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
953
01:41
Mr. Mackey
randy marsh
Cartman
Butters
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist