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Vote or Die
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
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Grandpa Marsh
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
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Chinese
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Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
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Stan
Kyle
rape
Preview
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Meet the Internet Stars
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys try to collect their Internet income at the Department of Internet Money.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
internet
Chocolate Rain
Star Wars Kid
Sneezing Panda
Tron Guy
Numa Numa Guy
Dramatic Look Gopher
Leave Britney Alone Guy
Afro Ninja
money
Laughing Baby
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Cheesing my F-ing Brains Out
Season 12
Major Boobage
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.
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Special Report
Cheesing
cat
Kyle's dad
Gerald Broflovski
kyle's mom
Sheila broflovski
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No More Blue Balls
Season 12
Over Logging
The internet is locked up for the night, but Randy sneaks in to satisfy his needs.
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Stan's Dad
stan's mom
shelley
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computer
Stan
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I'm Not Your Friend, Guy!
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys grow tired of Terrance and Phillip reruns and realize the Canadian strike must end.
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strike
Ike
Terrance
Phillip
Butters
Stan
Family Guy
Kyle
Cartman
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
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Garrison
penises
restaurant
Italian Restaurant
songs
police
parody
Eek!
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She is Totally Lip-Syncing
Season 12
Britney's New Look
Britney Spears MTV performance fails to impress her fans or the media.
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Stan
Kyle
Britney Spears
MTV
dancers
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What, What In the Butt
Season 12
Canada on Strike
Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
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Butters
dance
songs
internet
butt
Asshole
bear
Astronaut
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
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Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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The Italian Meatballs Are Fantastic
Season 12
Tonsil Trouble
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.
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Jimmy Buffet
AIDS
HIV
Cartman's Mom
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Curse Your Rockin' Tits!
Season 12
Major Boobage
Gerald's been clean for ten years, but can't resist the temptation to Cheese one last time.
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1:55
Gerald Broflovski
Kyle's dad
Heavy Metal
parody
cheese
Cheesing
Flying
boobs
Don Felder
Buzzed
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Take a Ride
Season 12
Major Boobage
Kenny takes a ride on a Trans Am through space and meets a rockin' hot chick.
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Kenny
Trans Am
Heavy Metal
flying
Buzzed
space
boobs
Don Felder
parody
high
Buzzed
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Role Playing Goes Too Far
Season 12
Super Fun Time
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.
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2:51
Stan
Kyle
Wendy
Franz
Pioneer Village
Pioneer Paul
field trip
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Pep Rally With PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
1055
01:09
Butters
Cartman
Kyle
Mr. Garrison
cow
south park elementary
Bebe
PETA
South Park Cows
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Mascot Nominations
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
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01:10
Mr. Garrison
Kyle
Clyde
Wendy
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
south park elementary
Politics
PETA
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A Parody Slant to the Satire
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
5628
02:16
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
south park elementary
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
1636
02:01
Mr. Garrison
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Politics
south park elementary
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Vote or Die
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
16519
02:12
Stan
Mr. Marsh
mrs. marsh
Shelly
Grandpa Marsh
celebrity
Politics
P Didddy
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Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
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01:05
Cartman
Butters
Clyde
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Banishment
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
477
01:52
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
principal victoria
Randy
Sharon Marsh
Mr. Mackey
Garrison
Politics
celebrity
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On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
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Stan
the mayor
Mr. Marsh
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Craig
Kyle
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Puffy
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Kill Me
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
3498
02:51
Stan
horse
Politics
PETA
Dr. Cornwalis
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
5260
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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Puff Daddy Kills PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
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Stan
PETA
Politics
celebrity
Puff Daddy
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
murder
kill
Gun
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Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
2017
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randy marsh
Cartman
Butters
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P. Diddy's Ditty
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Diddy tells Stan he better Vote or Die. Seriously, he's gonna bust a cap in his ass.
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Shake them titties when you vote, bitchhhhhhhhhhh.
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Douche and Turd
10.27.04
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot so the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
Pep Rally With PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
1055
01:09
Butters
Cartman
Kyle
Mr. Garrison
cow
south park elementary
Bebe
PETA
South Park Cows
add to playlist
Mascot Nominations
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
687
01:10
Mr. Garrison
Kyle
Clyde
Wendy
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
south park elementary
Politics
PETA
add to playlist
A Parody Slant to the Satire
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
5628
02:16
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
south park elementary
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
1636
02:01
Mr. Garrison
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Politics
south park elementary
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Vote or Die
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
16519
02:12
Stan
Mr. Marsh
mrs. marsh
Shelly
Grandpa Marsh
celebrity
Politics
P Didddy
add to playlist
Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
1158
01:05
Cartman
Butters
Clyde
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Banishment
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
477
01:52
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
principal victoria
Randy
Sharon Marsh
Mr. Mackey
Garrison
Politics
celebrity
add to playlist
On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
493
01:31
Stan
the mayor
Mr. Marsh
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Craig
Kyle
celebrity
Politics
Puffy
add to playlist
Kill Me
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
3498
02:51
Stan
horse
Politics
PETA
Dr. Cornwalis
add to playlist
Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
5260
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
add to playlist
Puff Daddy Kills PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
1461
01:39
Stan
PETA
Politics
celebrity
Puff Daddy
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
murder
kill
Gun
add to playlist
Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
2017
01:41
Mr. Mackey
randy marsh
Cartman
Butters
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
P. Diddy's Ditty
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Diddy tells Stan he better Vote or Die. Seriously, he's gonna bust a cap in his ass.
953
1:15
Collection
Stan
P. Diddy
Vote or Die
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