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Butters Freezes Cartman
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman enlists Butters to help him freeze himself until the Nintendo Wii comes out. Cartman tells Butters to come get him in three weeks.
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman
Freezer
Butters
Mountains
Wii
Nintendo
16599
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Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble! Gobble!
Jay Leno Thanksgiving Special
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Jay Leno visits South Park Elementary to find out what Thanksgiving means to the kids.
104886
2:52
Jay Leno
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Special
chin
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
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All For Nothing
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
The kindergarten class perform their Thanksgiving show - which is not as extravagant as Butters warned.
19227
00:50
Garrison
Kindergarten
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Timmy
Gobbles
Thanksgiving
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Braveheart
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
4732
01:10
the mayor
evil turkeys
Chef
motivational speech
Stan
Kyle
turkey speech
horse
warrior
braveheart
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Martha Stewart Living
Season 6
Red Hot Catholic Love
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
5951
01:10
Martha Stewart
Living
Turkey
Federal Agents
Lubricating Gel
Squat
Baste
Intero-Rectogestion
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Sports Watch
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
7638
01:44
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Terrance and Phillip
Thanksgiving Special
Sally Struthers
Ethiopian
Cheesy poofs
Africa
Full House
vas deferens
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Holiday Dinner
Season 2
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Stan's family is dead to him. The boys can't believe the Cartman family's disgusting dinner manners.
4119
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman's Mom
Stan
Cartman's Grandma
Cartman's Grandpa
Catheter Bag
Cousin Elvin
Uncle Howard
pot pie
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Can Opener?
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
1960
00:30
Mrs.. mccormick
Mr.. mccormick
kevin
Kenny
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The Battle Against The Turkeys
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
4427
01:40
starvin' marvin
Kenny
Kyle
Killed Kenny
Stan
Dr. Mephisto
Chef
Officer Barbrady
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Picking a Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Kyle and Timmy go to a farm to get a turkey for the play. Timmy picks out a "messed up one" bound for execution.
18140
00:53
Kyle
Play
Timmy
Thanksgiving
Turkey
Gobbles
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We Found An Ethernopian
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
5295
01:31
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Terrance and Phillip
starvin' marvin
Ethiopian
adoption
digital sports watch
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Alinicia, the Broadway Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Alinicia, the Broadway turkey won't work with other turkeys, and Timmy won't work unless Gobbles is in the show.
1632
01:48
Cartman
Play
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Timmy
Clyde
Geoffrey Maynard
LaMonde
Gobbles
Helen Keller
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Cartman Wants a Wii
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is going nuts waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution.
5247
01:23
Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Garrison
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Evolution
Nintendo
Wii
EV Games
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Retard Babies & Butt Sex
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
12794
01:29
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Evolution
Garrison
Butters
Nintendo
Wii
Butt Sex
Retard baby
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Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks
Season 10
Go God Go
Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.
1854
01:14
Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Nintendo
South Park Mall
Wii
EV Games
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Suspender Animation
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman can't take the wait any longer and decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out. The boys won't help him.
1120
00:49
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Nintendo
Wii
Freeze
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Retarded Fish Frog
Season 10
Go God Go
The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it
2275
01:01
Garrison
principal victoria
Richard Dawkins
Evolution
Mr. Triscotti
Mrs. Triscotti
Retarded Fish Frog
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I'm a Monkey
Season 10
Go God Go
Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
19815
01:16
Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Monkeys
Atheist
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Bebe
Shit
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A Woman with Fire
Season 10
Go God Go
Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.
1203
01:24
Garrison
Richard Dawkins
principal victoria
Classroom
Admire
Date
Sex Change
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Butters Freezes Cartman
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman enlists Butters to help him freeze himself until the Nintendo Wii comes out. Cartman tells Butters to come get him in three weeks.
16599
01:30
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman
Freezer
Butters
Mountains
Wii
Nintendo
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Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
10032
01:33
Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Date
Atheist
Outspoken
God
Spaghetti Monster
Bang
Monkey Hole
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Cartman in 2546
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is submerged by an avalanche. He wakes up in the year 2546 and is horrified to find out that the Wii no longer exists.
9414
03:03
Cartman
Mountains
Frozen
Avalanche
Year 2546
Shveck
Wii
Nintendo
Buck Rodgers
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Retard Alert
Season 10
Go God Go
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
1828
00:45
Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Atheism
Stan
Kenny
Dunce Chair
Retard
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Your Intellect and My Balls
Season 10
Go God Go
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
1701
01:07
Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Bed
Balls
Atheism
No Religion
Intellect
beautiful breasts
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General Disarray Advises Professor Chaos
Season 10
Go God Go
Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
1207
01:29
Butters
Cartman
Butters' Mom
police
Dougie
Missing
Frozen
General Disarray. Professor Chaos
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Unfrozen for a Reason
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman doesn't care about atheism or war, He just wants a Wii.
8074
02:04
Cartman
future
Shpeck
Atheist
Unified Atheist League
United Atheist Alliance
Science
Wii
Nintendo
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Dawning of the Sea Otters
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
1467
00:53
Cartman
Allied Atheist Allegiance
Time-Child
Sea Otters
future
United Atheist Alliance
Science
Wii
Nintendo
Time Child
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Sweet Monkey Love
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
11626
1:32
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Richard Dawkins
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Go God Go
11.01.06
South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders. Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy with his plan to propel himself into the future where he will arrive on the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.
Cartman Wants a Wii
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is going nuts waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution.
5247
01:23
Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Garrison
principal victoria
Mr. Mackey
Evolution
Nintendo
Wii
EV Games
add to playlist
Retard Babies & Butt Sex
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
12794
01:29
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Evolution
Garrison
Butters
Nintendo
Wii
Butt Sex
Retard baby
add to playlist
Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks
Season 10
Go God Go
Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.
1854
01:14
Cartman
Mrs. Cartman
Nintendo
South Park Mall
Wii
EV Games
add to playlist
Suspender Animation
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman can't take the wait any longer and decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out. The boys won't help him.
1120
00:49
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Nintendo
Wii
Freeze
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Retarded Fish Frog
Season 10
Go God Go
The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it
2275
01:01
Garrison
principal victoria
Richard Dawkins
Evolution
Mr. Triscotti
Mrs. Triscotti
Retarded Fish Frog
add to playlist
I'm a Monkey
Season 10
Go God Go
Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him.
19815
01:16
Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Monkeys
Atheist
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Bebe
Shit
add to playlist
A Woman with Fire
Season 10
Go God Go
Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.
1203
01:24
Garrison
Richard Dawkins
principal victoria
Classroom
Admire
Date
Sex Change
add to playlist
Butters Freezes Cartman
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman enlists Butters to help him freeze himself until the Nintendo Wii comes out. Cartman tells Butters to come get him in three weeks.
16599
01:30
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman
Freezer
Butters
Mountains
Wii
Nintendo
add to playlist
Dawkins Bangs Garrison
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.
10032
01:33
Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Date
Atheist
Outspoken
God
Spaghetti Monster
Bang
Monkey Hole
add to playlist
Cartman in 2546
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is submerged by an avalanche. He wakes up in the year 2546 and is horrified to find out that the Wii no longer exists.
9414
03:03
Cartman
Mountains
Frozen
Avalanche
Year 2546
Shveck
Wii
Nintendo
Buck Rodgers
add to playlist
Retard Alert
Season 10
Go God Go
When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
1828
00:45
Richard Dawkins
Mrs. Garrison
Evolution
Atheism
Stan
Kenny
Dunce Chair
Retard
add to playlist
Your Intellect and My Balls
Season 10
Go God Go
With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.
1701
01:07
Mrs. Garrison
Richard Dawkins
Bed
Balls
Atheism
No Religion
Intellect
beautiful breasts
add to playlist
General Disarray Advises Professor Chaos
Season 10
Go God Go
Butters rushes to rescue Cartman as soon as realizes Cart man's plan will kill him, but Butters can't remember where he left him.
1207
01:29
Butters
Cartman
Butters' Mom
police
Dougie
Missing
Frozen
General Disarray. Professor Chaos
add to playlist
Unfrozen for a Reason
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman doesn't care about atheism or war, He just wants a Wii.
8074
02:04
Cartman
future
Shpeck
Atheist
Unified Atheist League
United Atheist Alliance
Science
Wii
Nintendo
add to playlist
Dawning of the Sea Otters
Season 10
Go God Go
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
1467
00:53
Cartman
Allied Atheist Allegiance
Time-Child
Sea Otters
future
United Atheist Alliance
Science
Wii
Nintendo
Time Child
add to playlist
Sweet Monkey Love
Season 10
Go God Go
Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.
11626
1:32
dirtiest
Collection
Richard Dawkins
Garrison
add to playlist