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Jews Can't Play Basketball

Season 9

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.

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  1. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina 03.09.05 Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he's always wanted... a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the townspeople get in touch with their inner feelings, too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren't good at basketball.
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    Vagainaplasty

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Dr. Biber operates on Mr. Garrison giving him a vagina.
    5629 01:23 add to playlist
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    Jews Can't Play Basketball

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.
    21003 02:19 add to playlist
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    Peeing Out My Vagina

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.
    3808 01:10 add to playlist
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    Mr. Garrison Has Titties

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    While Kyle complains about not making the all-state basketball team, the boys run into the new Mrs. Garrison.
    6341 00:32 add to playlist
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    What's a Sex Change Operation?

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he knows how Mr. Garrison feels.
    2124 00:59 add to playlist
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    Negroplasty

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and consults Dr. Biber on negroplasty.
    2981 01:18 add to playlist
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    I Don't Like Vaginas

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's gay.
    2279 01:17 add to playlist
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    Transgender Progressive Thinking

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends to give Dr. Biber a piece of his mind.
    1436 01:08 add to playlist
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    Dolphinoplasty

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mr. Broflovski barges into Dr. Bibers' office with the intention of suing, but is instead, persuaded to get a dolphinplasty.
    1967 01:17 add to playlist
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    Garrison Goes Wild

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mrs. Garrison goes wild, flashing her new boobs and sleeping with truckers. But she still hasn't had a period and quickly assumes she's pregnant.
    1726 01:09 add to playlist
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    Transpecies

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mr. Broflovski's dolphinoplasty was a success. He is happier than ever and feels that Kyle deserves the same.
    1376 00:57 add to playlist
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    Jewfin

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Now that Kyle's tall and black, he's ready to retry-out for the all-state basketball team.
    1237 00:33 add to playlist
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    Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that she can't physically get pregnant.
    15513 01:25 add to playlist
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    Mr. Man

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Mrs. Garrison interrupts another one of Dr. Biber's operations to drag him around town in search of Mr. Garrison's Balls.
    995 00:45 add to playlist
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    Seating For Dolphins

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Kyle's basketball coach decides he's tall and black enough to play in the all-state basketball game.
    891 00:39 add to playlist
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    Ticking Time Balls

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Dr. Biber alerts Mrs. Garrison and the boys that Kyle only looks like a basketball player and if he actually plays basketball, his knees will explode.
    774 00:37 add to playlist
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    Lawfin

    Season 9
    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    While Mr. Broflovski attempts to find a bathroom equipped for transpecies with special needs, Kyle's up next at the all-state basketball game.
    958 00:44 add to playlist
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    My Scrotum!

    Season 9
    Mr. Garriso