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Painful Memories

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Mr. Hat talks Garrison into killing Kathie Lee Gifford after they relive the painful memory of when she beat him at a children's talent show.

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  1. Weight Gain 4000 08.20.97 When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart, Kathie Lee Gifford, comes to South Park to present this award on national television. While Cartman is busy bulking up for his TV debut, Mr. Garrison suffers flashbacks of childhood humiliation at the hands of Mrs. Gifford. Mr. Hat convinces Garrison to even the score once and for all, and together they hatch a malevolent plot to kill Kathie Lee! Stan, Kyle and Wendy must stop the deranged Mr. Garrison before it's too late.
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    Essay Contest Winner

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    The boys discuss the pros and cons of rainbows before learning that Cartman won the "Save Our Fragile Planet" essay contest.
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    Kathie Lee is Coming

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    The Mayor and her aides discuss how best to ready South Park for Kathie Lee Gifford's arrival.
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    Chef's Excited

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    Chef is excited to perform at the ceremony for Kathie Lee Gifford. He believes she's "a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy."
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    Painful Memories

    Season 1
    Weight Gain 4000
    Mr. Hat talks Garrison into killing Kathie Lee Gifford after they relive the painful memory of when she beat him at a children's talent show.
    1244 01:32 add to playlist
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    The Mayor's Announcement

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    The Mayor stops by to tell the class that they'll be putting on a play for Kathie Lee about the history of South Park, directed by Mr. Garrison.
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    Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?

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    Cartman and Stan argue about Dolphins, Eskimos, and whether Cartman deserves to have won the essay contest.
    1437 00:39 add to playlist
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    Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

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    Cartman sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000. Wanting to become a Beefcake as soon as possible, he sends his mom to the store to buy some.
    5646 01:01 add to playlist
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    94 Pound Beefcake

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    While waiting for the school bus, Cartman brags to the boys about his overnight jump from 90 to 94 pounds.
    2132 01:09 add to playlist
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    Garrison is Dismissed

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    The class shows off its "Story of South Park" play to the Mayor, but she finds it too violent. Garrison is dismissed as director.
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    Wendy Wants the Truth

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    Mr. Garrison decides to let Mr. Hat kill Kathie Lee. As Cartman gets fatter, Wendy plans to find the truth about his winning paper.
    1222 00:53 add to playlist
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    Buying a Gun

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    Mr. Garrison buys a gun from Jimbo so he and Mr. Hat can kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
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    Finding the Truth

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    Wendy breaks into the classroom to find Cartman's essay. She hides when Mr. Garrison shows up talking about killing Kathie Lee.
    813 00:45 add to playlist
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    Must Stop Garrison

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    Kathie Lee is late, giving Mr. Garrison time to find the perfect place to shoot her. Wendy tells the boys of Garrison's plans for murder.
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    Serenading Kathie Lee

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    As Mr. Garrison is frustrated by Kathie Lee's protective bubble, Chef sings about all the things he'd like to do to her.
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    Missed Shots

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    Mr. Garrison takes a shot, but hits Kenny. With Kathie Lee gone, no one cares about Cartman plagiarizing his essay.
    15591 03:25 add to playlist
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    Follow Your Dreams

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    Mr. Garrison is stuck in a mental ward because of Mr. Hat's psychosis. Chef and Kathie Lee lay in bed watching a grossly obese Cartman tell Geraldo's audience to follow their dreams.
    1531 01:01 add to playlist
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