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After Practice
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Sparky
Rex
Clyde
Gay
Football
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Oh Boy, Politics!
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Season 10
ManBearPig
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
22643
01:57
Mr. Mackey
Al Gore
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Garrison
Manbearpig
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The Lame Debate
Season 12
Britney's New Look
14412
0:40
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
debate
Randy
Stan's Dad
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Bomb-Sniffing Pig
Season 11
The Snuke
The Bomb-Sniffing Pig picks up the scent of nuclear residue coming from Hillary Clinton.
79505
02:01
Cartman
Kyle
the mayor
Hillary Clinton
CIA
Balls
24
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
3030
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
1257
01:51
Stan
Kyle
Mr. Ose
Hirohito
penis
Bill Clinton
Pearl Harbor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Stan's Dad
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
10099
02:20
Stan
Kyle
George W. Bush
President
Donald Rumsfeld
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
9/11
911Truth.org Guy
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
2099
02:33
Kyle
Abraham Lincoln
Fire
Ghost
ugly
Yamal
Clyde
douche
Shoes
Girls
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
1572
01:20
President
Saddam Hussein
White House
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
General
WMD
Heaven
Bomb
Seagull
SNN
Pedophile
nipples
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
14764
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
2323
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Meet Sparky
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
1325
01:07
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Cartman
Sylvester
Sparky
Gay
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Football Practice
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Chef leads the football team in a practice for the homecoming game. Jimbo and Ned asks Chef if the team will beat the spread.
1079
01:31
Chef
Jimbo
Ned
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Football
Pip
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After Practice
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
877
00:41
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Sparky
Rex
Clyde
Gay
Football
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Special Treatment
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
11952
01:36
Stan
Cartman
Garrison
Mr. Hat
Homosexuals
Evil
Simon and Simon
Asian Cultures
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Don't Be Gay
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
1165
00:49
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Bill
Fosse
Sparky
gay dog
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Backup Plan
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Jimbo unintentionally gets everyone interested in placing bets on the team. Scared the town will be pissed at him, he makes a backup plan.
733
01:01
Jimbo
Ned
Football
gamble
Loving You
John Stamos
Richard Stamos
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Meet Fifi
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
654
00:41
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
Sparky
Fifi
pink bandana
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Ask Jesus
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
6702
01:26
Stan
Sparky
Jesus
homosexual
gay dog
Marty's Movie Reviews
Jesus and Pals
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Love the Football
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
357
00:49
Chef
Pip
Football
Song
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
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High F Bomb
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Jimbo reveals his plan to have a bomb go off in the middle of "Loving You." Jimbo, Carl and Ned sing the part of the song that has to trigger the bomb.
772
00:45
Carl
Jimbo
Ned
Bomb
John Stamos
Richard Stamos
Loving You
High F
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Big Gay Al
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
A seemingly unwanted Sparky runs away and is found by Big Gay Al, who invites him to live in his gay animal sanctuary.
7115
01:10
Garrison
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Chef
Sparky
Big Gay Al
Animal Sanctuary
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Bomb Planted
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan decides to go find Sparky and not play in the big game. Jimbo and Ned attach their bomb to Enrique, the Middle Park Mascot.
597
00:41
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Sparky
Enrique
Jimbo
Ned
Bomb
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Game Day
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
598
00:36
Chef
Pip
Stan
game day
South Park Cows
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Finding the Sanctuary
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
1204
01:09
Kyle
Chef
Stan
Big Gay Al
Enrique
Jimbo
Ned
Mr. Hat
Animal Sanctuary
Gay
homosexual
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A Very Bad Start
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
558
00:57
Cartman
Kyle
Chef
Jimbo
Fart
Football
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Finding Sparky
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan finds Sparky at the sanctuary, and when he tries to get Sparky to leave with him, it seems he wants to stay. Meanwhile, the football game is still not going well.
696
00:39
Big Gay Al
Sparky
Stan
Football
Hugh Grant
gay dog
Animal Sanctuary
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Big Gay Boat Ride
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Big Gay Al takes Stan on his boat and teaches him about the history of gayness. Stan has a change of heart and accepts Sparky for who he is.
1707
01:33
Big Gay Al
Stan
Sparky
Chef
Song
Big Gay Boat Ride
Pharaohs
Shoguns
Brian Boitano
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Plans Foiled
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
651
00:37
Loving You
Richard Stamos
High F
Jimbo
Garrison
John Stamos
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A Gay Victory
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
697
02:15
Stan
Big Gay Al
Jesus
Gay
Poland
Kyle
Jimbo
Garrison
Chef
Sparky
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Al's Work is Done
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
598
00:50
Big Gay Al
Stan
Gay Animals
Enrique
Richard Stamos
High F
Loving You
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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
09.03.97
The big homecoming football game pits the South Park Cows against their arch rivals, the Middle Park Cowboys. Uncle Jimbo has convinced the rest of the town to bet heavily on his nephew, Stan, the star quarterback, to beat the sixty point spread. But when Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big game. A mysterious, magical new friend, Big Gay Al, helps Stan understand the wonders of being gay and sends him back into the game.
Meet Sparky
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
1325
01:07
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Cartman
Sylvester
Sparky
Gay
add to playlist
Football Practice
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Chef leads the football team in a practice for the homecoming game. Jimbo and Ned asks Chef if the team will beat the spread.
1079
01:31
Chef
Jimbo
Ned
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Football
Pip
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After Practice
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
877
00:41
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Sparky
Rex
Clyde
Gay
Football
add to playlist
Special Treatment
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
11952
01:36
Stan
Cartman
Garrison
Mr. Hat
Homosexuals
Evil
Simon and Simon
Asian Cultures
add to playlist
Don't Be Gay
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
1165
00:49
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Bill
Fosse
Sparky
gay dog
add to playlist
Backup Plan
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Jimbo unintentionally gets everyone interested in placing bets on the team. Scared the town will be pissed at him, he makes a backup plan.
733
01:01
Jimbo
Ned
Football
gamble
Loving You
John Stamos
Richard Stamos
add to playlist
Meet Fifi
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
654
00:41
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
Sparky
Fifi
pink bandana
add to playlist
Ask Jesus
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
6702
01:26
Stan
Sparky
Jesus
homosexual
gay dog
Marty's Movie Reviews
Jesus and Pals
add to playlist
Love the Football
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
357
00:49
Chef
Pip
Football
Song
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
add to playlist
High F Bomb
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Jimbo reveals his plan to have a bomb go off in the middle of "Loving You." Jimbo, Carl and Ned sing the part of the song that has to trigger the bomb.
772
00:45
Carl
Jimbo
Ned
Bomb
John Stamos
Richard Stamos
Loving You
High F
add to playlist
Big Gay Al
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
A seemingly unwanted Sparky runs away and is found by Big Gay Al, who invites him to live in his gay animal sanctuary.
7115
01:10
Garrison
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Chef
Sparky
Big Gay Al
Animal Sanctuary
add to playlist
Bomb Planted
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan decides to go find Sparky and not play in the big game. Jimbo and Ned attach their bomb to Enrique, the Middle Park Mascot.
597
00:41
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Sparky
Enrique
Jimbo
Ned
Bomb
add to playlist
Game Day
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
598
00:36
Chef
Pip
Stan
game day
South Park Cows
add to playlist
Finding the Sanctuary
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
1204
01:09
Kyle
Chef
Stan
Big Gay Al
Enrique
Jimbo
Ned
Mr. Hat
Animal Sanctuary
Gay
homosexual
add to playlist
A Very Bad Start
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
558
00:57
Cartman
Kyle
Chef
Jimbo
Fart
Football
add to playlist
Finding Sparky
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan finds Sparky at the sanctuary, and when he tries to get Sparky to leave with him, it seems he wants to stay. Meanwhile, the football game is still not going well.
696
00:39
Big Gay Al
Sparky
Stan
Football
Hugh Grant
gay dog
Animal Sanctuary
add to playlist
Big Gay Boat Ride
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Big Gay Al takes Stan on his boat and teaches him about the history of gayness. Stan has a change of heart and accepts Sparky for who he is.
1707
01:33
Big Gay Al
Stan
Sparky
Chef
Song
Big Gay Boat Ride
Pharaohs
Shoguns
Brian Boitano
add to playlist
Plans Foiled
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
651
00:37
Loving You
Richard Stamos
High F
Jimbo
Garrison
John Stamos
add to playlist
A Gay Victory
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
697
02:15
Stan
Big Gay Al
Jesus
Gay
Poland
Kyle
Jimbo
Garrison
Chef
Sparky
add to playlist
Al's Work is Done
Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
598
00:50
Big Gay Al
Stan
Gay Animals
Enrique
Richard Stamos
High F
Loving You
add to playlist