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Don't Be Gay

Season 1

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.

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  2. mikey225 lol (i don't cuss so cuss words will be bleeped out)

    -did you see me on defense today i kick ***
    -you gotta kick more *** if we wanna win
    -speaking of pounding *** here comes stan's gay dog
    -shup up dude
    -hey sparky, where did you get that pink scarf
    -that is the gayest dog i have ever seen
    -it just needs some training that's all...................sit...............good boy............shake.............good boy..........don't be gay!......don't be gays sparks........don't be gay..............
    -did it work?
    -it still looks pretty gay to me................
    -hey stan has your dog been in any pride marches lately
    -yeah yeah



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