Don't Be Gay

Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.

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  2. mikey225 lol (i don't cuss so cuss words will be bleeped out)

    -did you see me on defense today i kick ***
    -you gotta kick more *** if we wanna win
    -speaking of pounding *** here comes stan's gay dog
    -shup up dude
    -hey sparky, where did you get that pink scarf
    -that is the gayest dog i have ever seen
    -it just needs some training that's all...................sit...............good boy............shake.............good boy..........don't be gay!......don't be gays sparks........don't be gay..............
    -did it work?
    -it still looks pretty gay to me................
    -hey stan has your dog been in any pride marches lately
    -yeah yeah



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  1. About the Episode

    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Episode Air Date: The big homecoming football game pits the South Park Cows against their arch rivals, the Middle Park Cowboys. Uncle Jimbo has convinced the rest of the town to bet heavily on his nephew, Stan, the star quarterback, to beat the sixty point spread. But when Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big game. A mysterious, magical new friend, Big Gay Al, helps Stan understand the wonders of being gay and sends him back into the game.
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    Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
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    Ask Jesus

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    Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
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    Big Gay Al

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    A seemingly unwanted Sparky runs away and is found by Big Gay Al, who invites him to live in his gay animal sanctuary.
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    Meet Sparky

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    After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
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    Football Practice

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    Chef leads the football team in a practice for the homecoming game. Jimbo and Ned asks Chef if the team will beat the spread.
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    After Practice

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    After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
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    Don't Be Gay

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    Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
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    Backup Plan

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    Jimbo unintentionally gets everyone interested in placing bets on the team. Scared the town will be pissed at him, he makes a backup plan.
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    Meet Fifi

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    Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
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    Love the Football

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    While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
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    High F Bomb

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    Jimbo reveals his plan to have a bomb go off in the middle of "Loving You." Jimbo, Carl and Ned sing the part of the song that has to trigger the bomb.
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    Bomb Planted

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    Stan decides to go find Sparky and not play in the big game. Jimbo and Ned attach their bomb to Enrique, the Middle Park Mascot.
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    Game Day

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    Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
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    Finding the Sanctuary

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    The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
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    A Very Bad Start

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    The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
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    Finding Sparky

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    Stan finds Sparky at the sanctuary, and when he tries to get Sparky to leave with him, it seems he wants to stay. Meanwhile, the football game is still not going well.
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    Big Gay Boat Ride

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    Big Gay Al takes Stan on his boat and teaches him about the history of gayness. Stan has a change of heart and accepts Sparky for who he is.
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    Plans Foiled

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    During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
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    A Gay Victory

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    Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
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    Al's Work is Done

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    Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
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