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Jesus, Help Us

Season 1

Damien

Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.

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  1. Damien 02.04.98 Cartman is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs the class that a new student will be joining them. The new kid is Damien, the son of Satan, and when he is shunned by the others he begins displaying his demonic powers on the playground. The children are more loathsome than impressed. Damien then calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate battle between good and evil.
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    Son of Satan

    Season 1
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    The new kid in South Park is the spawn of the Prince of Darkness, and he's not invited to Cartman's birthday party.
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    We're All Special

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    Damien is shunned by the boys, leading him to demonstrate his demonic powers by turning Kenny into a duck-billed platypus.
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    Jesus, Help Us

    Season 1
    Damien
    Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.
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    Satan Chooses Jesus

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    Damien destroys the playground with his evil wrath and calls upon his dark father to battle it out with Jesus.
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    Who Will Win Our Souls

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    Damien
    The final apocalyptic battle between Jesus and Satan is getting in the way of Cartman's big birthday plans.
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    The Weigh In

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    The people of South Park lose faith in Jesus when they realize he's no match for a 320-pound devil -- and put their money on Satan.
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    Be Passive

    Season 1
    Damien
    Counselor Mackey advises Damien that perhaps burning and killing the children isn't the best way to make friends.
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    New Fart Boy

    Season 1
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    Cartman gets back at Damien for burning down the playground by farting on him and dubbing him, Fart Boy.
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    Forsaken and Trainin'

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    Damien
    With only one person supporting him, Jesus feels betrayed by the people of South Park, who have all changed their bets in favor of Satan.
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    Training Day

    Season 1
    Damien
    Chef knocks out Jesus while training for the big day in the ring. Satan is going to crush him like a bug.
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    Birthday Party

    Season 1
    Damien
    At the party, Chef decides the fight can wait so he can sample some of Ms. Cartman's "Chili."
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    Boutin' at the Mountain

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    Damien
    It's round one of the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd is going wild.
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    Pip Goes Pop

    Season 1
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    Damien unexpectedly shows up to Cartman's party, uninvited, and blows up Pip as a special gift.
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    Ants in the Pants

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    When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
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    The Devil Dive

    Season 1
    Damien
    Satan takes a dive, making Jesus the undisputed spiritual winner, causing the whole town to lose their money to the Dark Prince.
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    No More Pie

    Season 1
    Damien
    Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
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