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Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song

Season 1

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.

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  2. Enmitychii Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song That's why kyle turned into a fecal maniac. reply
  3. Daisy777 wow... oh my god...that song is so funny. who cares what kyle says to make stop!!! that song is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! reply
  4. dramatic beaver Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song this is hillarious
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  5. south park lover109 Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song this is such a funny song. i rofl every time i watch this reply
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