Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song

Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.

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  2. Enmitychii Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song That's why kyle turned into a fecal maniac. Reply
  3. Daisy777 wow... oh my god...that song is so funny. who cares what kyle says to make stop!!! that song is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! Reply
  4. dramatic beaver Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song this is hillarious
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  5. south park lover109 Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song this is such a funny song. i rofl every time i watch this Reply
  6. Butters17 Kyle's mom is a bitch Oh my god i peed my pants!!! Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Episode Air Date: Believe in Mr. Hankey! While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend (or entertain) anyone, Kyle has checked himself into the South Park mental house. It's Christmastime in South Park and in this landmark episode, an unlikely hero saves the day.
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    Season 1
    Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
    Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
    128,441 views 2:18 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Jew on Christmas

    Season 1
    Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
    The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
    190,381 views 2:46 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Fa La La Your La

    Season 1
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    South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
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    Non-offensive Christmas Icon

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    Repeat After Me

    Season 1
    Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
    Mr. Broflovski tries to get it into Kyle's head that his belief in Mr. Hankey is unacceptable.
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    Mr. Hankey Visits Kyle

    Season 1
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    Mr. Hankey comes out of the toilet and proves he's real by singing Kyle a Christmas Song, but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in. Kyle gets caught with poo in his hands.
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    We'll Show Them

    Season 1
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    Mr. Hankey agrees to go to school with Kyle in the morning so they can show everyone the true Spirit of Christmas, and prove that Kyle's not crazy after all.
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    Dance Damn You!

    Season 1
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    The people of South Park are busy taking down everything they find offensive for the Christmas season, even mistletoe. Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends.
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    Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song

    Season 1
    Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
    Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
    134,860 views 1:31 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Acute Fecalphelia

    Season 1
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    Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
    4,964 views 1:19 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Offensively Non-Offensive

    Season 1
    Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
    The boys commit Kyle to a mental institution before he and his fecalphelia can hurt anyone else.
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    Mr. Hankey Construction Set

    Season 1
    Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
    A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set. You can make your own. Fun for the whole family.
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    Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town

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    Merry Christmas Kyle Broflovski

    Season 1
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    Everyone believes in Mr. Hanky. Kyle is released from the mental hospital and Kenny makes it through the episode without dying.
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    Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch

    Season 1
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    Garrison is looking for a non-Jesus Christmas song, and Cartman's got just the one.
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    Kyle gets a happy holiday visit from Mr. Hankey.
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