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No Substitute For You

Season 1

Tom's Rhinoplasty

In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.

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  1. Tom's Rhinoplasty 02.11.98 It's almost Valentine's Day and love is in the air at South Park Elementary School. While Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher. Wendy sees Ms. Ellen as a threat to her relationship with Stan and is forced to take action when it looks like Ms. Ellen will stay in South Park.
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    Hot For Teacher

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    It's Valentine's Day and Mr. Garrison is out for surgery. Ms. Ellen is the beautiful substitute.
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    Hasselhoff

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    Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
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    Stan Vomits For Someone Else

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    The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
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    No Substitute For You

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
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    Contact

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    Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
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    Presents

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    The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
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    Not Acting Like A Freak

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    After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
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    Carpet Licker

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    Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
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    The Makeover

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    Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete with Ms. Ellen.
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    Black Leather

    Season 1
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    Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
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    Gonna Need More Smack

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    Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
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    Lost Love

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    Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
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    Criminal Iraqi Fugitive

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    Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
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    Into the Sun

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    Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
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    In Love With The Sub

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    When the new substitute teacher, Ms. Ellen, takes over the classroom, the boys find it hard to hide their attraction. Wendy is not happy.
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