Carpet Licker

Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.

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  1. About the Episode

    Tom's Rhinoplasty Episode Air Date: It's almost Valentine's Day and love is in the air at South Park Elementary School. While Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher. Wendy sees Ms. Ellen as a threat to her relationship with Stan and is forced to take action when it looks like Ms. Ellen will stay in South Park.
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    Hot For Teacher

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    It's Valentine's Day and Mr. Garrison is out for surgery. Ms. Ellen is the beautiful substitute.
    67,492 views 2:03 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Not Acting Like A Freak

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    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
    6,988 views 1:49 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Criminal Iraqi Fugitive

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
    12,799 views 1:47 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Hasselhoff

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
    12,542 views 1:01 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Don't F#$* With Me

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
    1,028 views 0:44 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Stan Vomits For Someone Else

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    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
    7,996 views 1:58 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    No Substitute For You

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
    5,964 views 2:02 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Contact

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
    7,025 views 0:53 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Presents

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
    3,057 views 1:05 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Carpet Licker

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
    14,463 views 0:43 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Makeover

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete with Ms. Ellen.
    3,368 views 0:59 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Black Leather

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
    3,526 views 2:04 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Gonna Need More Smack

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
    2,247 views 0:58 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Lost Love

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
    2,432 views 1:11 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Into the Sun

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
    13,319 views 1:14 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    In Love With The Sub

    Season 1
    Tom's Rhinoplasty
    When the new substitute teacher, Ms. Ellen, takes over the classroom, the boys find it hard to hide their attraction. Wendy is not happy.
    8,477 views 00:01:20 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist