Who Here Has Never Had Sex w/ Mrs. Cartman?

Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.

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  1. About the Episode

    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut Episode Air Date: Eric Cartman is in search of his father but no one is owning up to the job. Could it be Chef? Or is it Mr. Garrison? Or the 1989 Denver Broncos? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance. Cartman just has to know, and only an expensive genetic test stands between him and the true identity of his father. Stan, Kyle and America's Stupidest Home Videos may be the answer to Cartman's prayers.
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    Manage Oh Three

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    When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
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    Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?

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    Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
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    Drunken Barn Dance

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    Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
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    America's Stupidest Home Videos

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    Grandpa Marsh forces the boys to watch "America's Stupidest Home Videos." It gives them an idea what to do with their tape.
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    Bear With Wide Canyon

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    Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
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    Like I'm Some Hippie Indian

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    With their video of Cartman's tea party set to be on "America's Stupidest Home Videos," the boys are already spending their $10,000 prize.
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    A Disturbed Little Boy

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    The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
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    Who Here Has Never Had Sex w/ Mrs. Cartman?

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
    8,220 views 1:46 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Sorry Your Mom's a Whore

    Season 1
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    With Cartman bumming out and in need of $3,000 for a DNA test, Stan and Kyle promise to give him the money.
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    Little Boy Being Hit By A Train

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    Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
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