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Sorry Your Mom's a Whore

Season 1

Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

With Cartman bumming out and in need of $3,000 for a DNA test, Stan and Kyle promise to give him the money.

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  1. Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut 02.25.98 Eric Cartman is in search of his father but no one is owning up to the job. Could it be Chef? Or is it Mr. Garrison? Or the 1989 Denver Broncos? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance. Cartman just has to know, and only an expensive genetic test stands between him and the true identity of his father. Stan, Kyle and America's Stupidest Home Videos may be the answer to Cartman's prayers.
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    Eric's Tea Party

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
    17913 02:49 add to playlist
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    Drunken Barn Dance

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
    2054 03:01 add to playlist
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    America's Stupidest Home Videos

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    Grandpa Marsh forces the boys to watch "America's Stupidest Home Videos." It gives them an idea what to do with their tape.
    1821 01:59 add to playlist
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    Bear With Wide Canyon

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
    988 02:02 add to playlist
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    Like I'm Some Hippie Indian

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    With their video of Cartman's tea party set to be on "America's Stupidest Home Videos," the boys are already spending their $10,000 prize.
    1845 01:09 add to playlist
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    Manage Oh Three

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
    10488 03:05 add to playlist
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    A Disturbed Little Boy

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
    1157 00:54 add to playlist
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    Who Here Has Never Had Sex w/ Mrs. Cartman?

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
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    Sorry Your Mom's a Whore

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    With Cartman bumming out and in need of $3,000 for a DNA test, Stan and Kyle promise to give him the money.
    1196 01:03 add to playlist
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    Little Boy Being Hit By A Train

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
    1466 01:51 add to playlist
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    Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?

    Season 1
    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
    Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
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