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Holding Auditions
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Chef and the boys get to the hospital and witness a gruesome operation. Meanwhile, auditions are held for "America's Most Wanted."
Hell's Pass Hospital
Chef
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Garrison
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Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
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Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
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Meet the Internet Stars
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys try to collect their Internet income at the Department of Internet Money.
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Cartman
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Cheesing my F-ing Brains Out
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A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.
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No More Blue Balls
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Over Logging
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I'm Not Your Friend, Guy!
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys grow tired of Terrance and Phillip reruns and realize the Canadian strike must end.
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Phillip
Butters
Stan
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Kyle
Cartman
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
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She is Totally Lip-Syncing
Season 12
Britney's New Look
Britney Spears MTV performance fails to impress her fans or the media.
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Stan
Kyle
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What, What In the Butt
Season 12
Canada on Strike
Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
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How Do I Reach These Kids
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The Italian Meatballs Are Fantastic
Season 12
Tonsil Trouble
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.
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Curse Your Rockin' Tits!
Season 12
Major Boobage
Gerald's been clean for ten years, but can't resist the temptation to Cheese one last time.
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Buzzed
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Take a Ride
Season 12
Major Boobage
Kenny takes a ride on a Trans Am through space and meets a rockin' hot chick.
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Don Felder
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Role Playing Goes Too Far
Season 12
Super Fun Time
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.
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Franz
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Who Shot Mephesto?
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Just as Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal Cartman's true father, the lights go out and he's shot.
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Dr. Mephesto
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Cartman's Mom
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Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Chef
Officer Barbrady
Ms. Carbtree
Kyle's dad
Denver Broncos
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Come Sail Away
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The boys and Chef drive Dr. Mephesto to the hospital. It is revealed that Cartman can't hear Styx's "Come Sail Away" without finishing it.
3183
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Chef
Dr. Mephesto
Hell's Pass Hospital
Styx
Come Sail Away
Meredith Baxter Birney
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America's Most Wanted
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
"America's Most Wanted" pays the mayor a visit. They want to do a piece on the attempted murder of Mephesto.
904
01:28
Jimbo
Officer Barbrady
the mayor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
America's Most Wanted
Hollywood
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Unplanned Parenthood
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman's Mom goes to the Unplanned Parenthood clinic to have an abortion. The only problem is, she wants to abort eight-year-old Cartman.
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00:58
Cartman's Mom
Unplanned Parenthood
Abortion
Congressman
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Holding Auditions
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Chef and the boys get to the hospital and witness a gruesome operation. Meanwhile, auditions are held for "America's Most Wanted."
611
01:29
Hell's Pass Hospital
Chef
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Garrison
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Still No Luck
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman's Mom sleeps with a Congressman to get abortion laws changed. Meanwhile, Mephesto will not regain consciousness.
980
00:55
Cartman's Mom
Cartman
Chef
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Doctor
Dr. Mephesto
Congressman
Styx
Come Sail Away
Nurse Goodly
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Storm Problems
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
"America's Most Wanted" begins rehearsal. At the hospital, a staff shortage and power-outage are putting the patients in danger.
6972
01:27
Hell's Pass Hospital
Chef
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Dr. Mephesto
Eric Roberts
Doctor
Nurse Goodly
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Power Outage
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The "America's Most Wanted" episode airs, but unfortunately, the blizzard cuts the power and "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" is shown instead.
578
01:07
Dr. Mephesto
America's Most Wanted
John Walsh
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Jimbo
Garrison
Eric Roberts
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Hospital Problems
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The power-outage is causing problems in the hospital. Cartman's mom sleeps with the governor in another attempt to get her son aborted.
616
00:45
Chef
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Hell's Pass Hospital
Cartman's Mom
Governor
Abortion
Dr. Mephesto
Doctor
Nurse Goodly
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Desperate Times
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The doctor enlists Chef and the boys to help out with the patients. The cast, crew, and locals are trapped inside the studio, Jimbo suggests cannibalism.
510
01:16
Chef
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Jimbo
the mayor
Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Quincy
Cannibalism
Doctor
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Desperate Measures
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
During an operation, Stan gets sick and pukes inside of a patient. Jimbo and Barbrady argue over the rules of "Drawing Straws."
472
01:05
Kenny
Cartman
Chef
Kyle
Stan
Doctor
Jimbo
Officer Barbrady
Garrison
1991 Denver Broncos
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Eat Eric Roberts
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The doctor comes up with a plan to retrieve a backup generator, it involves Kenny doing it by himself. The "America's Most Wanted" gang agree to eat Eric Roberts.
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01:32
Chef
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
Doctor
Eric Roberts
Velociraptors
Cannibalism
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Still Hungry
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Kenny makes his way to the backup generator. The "America's Most Wanted" group talk about eating again.
485
01:09
the mayor
Jimbo
Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Kenny
Cartman
Stan
Chef
Doctor
Cannibalism
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Kenny's Sacrifice
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Kenny electrocutes himself to restore power to the hospital. The cannibals eat more people, and Cartman's Mom sleeps with Bill Clinton.
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01:40
the mayor
Jimbo
Ned
Kenny
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Chef
Cartman's Mom
Cannibalism
Bill Clinton
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After the Storm
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Mephesto recovers and reveals that his brother shoots him once a month. The cannibals are freed and ponder how they'll go on living after what they did.
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01:17
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Dr. Mephesto
Hell's Pass Hospital
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Jimbo
Garrison
Officer Barbrady
the mayor
Ned
Kenny
Aaron Neville
Ave Maria
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A Secret Revealed
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Mephesto reveals that Cartman's Mom is a hermaphrodite, which actually makes her Cartman's father.
767
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Dr. Mephesto
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Stan
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DNA
Chef
Garrison
Denver Broncos
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04.22.98
Just as Mephisto is about to reveal the identity of Eric Cartman's father, the genetic engineer is shot by a mysterious gunman. While the boys wait for Mephisto to regain consciousness, a blizzard hits South Park and the citizens are stranded for hours on end without food.
Who Shot Mephesto?
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Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Just as Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal Cartman's true father, the lights go out and he's shot.
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01:16
Dr. Mephesto
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Chef
Officer Barbrady
Ms. Carbtree
Kyle's dad
Denver Broncos
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Come Sail Away
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The boys and Chef drive Dr. Mephesto to the hospital. It is revealed that Cartman can't hear Styx's "Come Sail Away" without finishing it.
3183
01:29
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Chef
Dr. Mephesto
Hell's Pass Hospital
Styx
Come Sail Away
Meredith Baxter Birney
add to playlist
America's Most Wanted
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
"America's Most Wanted" pays the mayor a visit. They want to do a piece on the attempted murder of Mephesto.
904
01:28
Jimbo
Officer Barbrady
the mayor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
America's Most Wanted
Hollywood
add to playlist
Unplanned Parenthood
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman's Mom goes to the Unplanned Parenthood clinic to have an abortion. The only problem is, she wants to abort eight-year-old Cartman.
951
00:58
Cartman's Mom
Unplanned Parenthood
Abortion
Congressman
add to playlist
Holding Auditions
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Chef and the boys get to the hospital and witness a gruesome operation. Meanwhile, auditions are held for "America's Most Wanted."
611
01:29
Hell's Pass Hospital
Chef
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Garrison
add to playlist
Still No Luck
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman's Mom sleeps with a Congressman to get abortion laws changed. Meanwhile, Mephesto will not regain consciousness.
980
00:55
Cartman's Mom
Cartman
Chef
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Doctor
Dr. Mephesto
Congressman
Styx
Come Sail Away
Nurse Goodly
add to playlist
Storm Problems
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
"America's Most Wanted" begins rehearsal. At the hospital, a staff shortage and power-outage are putting the patients in danger.
6972
01:27
Hell's Pass Hospital
Chef
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Dr. Mephesto
Eric Roberts
Doctor
Nurse Goodly
add to playlist
Power Outage
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The "America's Most Wanted" episode airs, but unfortunately, the blizzard cuts the power and "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" is shown instead.
578
01:07
Dr. Mephesto
America's Most Wanted
John Walsh
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Jimbo
Garrison
Eric Roberts
add to playlist
Hospital Problems
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The power-outage is causing problems in the hospital. Cartman's mom sleeps with the governor in another attempt to get her son aborted.
616
00:45
Chef
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Hell's Pass Hospital
Cartman's Mom
Governor
Abortion
Dr. Mephesto
Doctor
Nurse Goodly
add to playlist
Desperate Times
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The doctor enlists Chef and the boys to help out with the patients. The cast, crew, and locals are trapped inside the studio, Jimbo suggests cannibalism.
510
01:16
Chef
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Jimbo
the mayor
Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Quincy
Cannibalism
Doctor
add to playlist
Desperate Measures
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
During an operation, Stan gets sick and pukes inside of a patient. Jimbo and Barbrady argue over the rules of "Drawing Straws."
472
01:05
Kenny
Cartman
Chef
Kyle
Stan
Doctor
Jimbo
Officer Barbrady
Garrison
1991 Denver Broncos
add to playlist
Eat Eric Roberts
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The doctor comes up with a plan to retrieve a backup generator, it involves Kenny doing it by himself. The "America's Most Wanted" gang agree to eat Eric Roberts.
604
01:32
Chef
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
Doctor
Eric Roberts
Velociraptors
Cannibalism
add to playlist
Still Hungry
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Kenny makes his way to the backup generator. The "America's Most Wanted" group talk about eating again.
485
01:09
the mayor
Jimbo
Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Kenny
Cartman
Stan
Chef
Doctor
Cannibalism
add to playlist
Kenny's Sacrifice
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Kenny electrocutes himself to restore power to the hospital. The cannibals eat more people, and Cartman's Mom sleeps with Bill Clinton.
6751
01:40
the mayor
Jimbo
Ned
Kenny
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Chef
Cartman's Mom
Cannibalism
Bill Clinton
add to playlist
After the Storm
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Mephesto recovers and reveals that his brother shoots him once a month. The cannibals are freed and ponder how they'll go on living after what they did.
431
01:17
Chef
Dr. Mephesto
Hell's Pass Hospital
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Jimbo
Garrison
Officer Barbrady
the mayor
Ned
Kenny
Aaron Neville
Ave Maria
add to playlist
A Secret Revealed
Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Mephesto reveals that Cartman's Mom is a hermaphrodite, which actually makes her Cartman's father.
767
01:33
Dr. Mephesto
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Stan
hermaphrodite
DNA
Chef
Garrison
Denver Broncos
Terrance and Phillip
add to playlist