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You Will Respect My Authoritah!

Season 2

Chickenlover

Cartman, newly deputized, pulls a car over for speeding and sees to it that things quickly get out of hand.

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  2. rspctathorty Yeahh It's one of the best parts in the whole south park!!! reply
  3. Fang the Mutant001 You will respect my Authoritah -_- you will respect my authoritah!!!!! im am an officer of the law....eh im a fricken cop so respect me *kills your shins with that stick thingie* reply
  4. Josey909 Sir... "Sir, step out of the car please."
    "Yeah, you're the one who always plugs up the toilet in our house!"
    "HEY! I am a cop, and you will respect my AUTHORITAH!"

    LOL CARTMAN!!! :D
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  5. crazynina Suhweet! LOL cartman is an awesome cop!
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  6. COD5southpark You Will Respect My Authoritah! Cartman is so fucking funny!! "Get your ass to jail reply
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