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You Will Respect My Authoritah!
05/20/1998
Cartman pulls Stan's dad over for speeding, then beats him.
02:52
Petting Zoo
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Officer Barbrady and the deputies stake out South Park's Petting Zoo. They learn the Chickenfucker's motive.
05/20/1998
01:00
Booktastic Bus
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The boys hop aboard the Booktastic Bus and learn about the magic of reading from a weirdo in a rainbow cape.
05/20/1998
00:29
Cops
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"Cops" has come to South Park, for a ride-along with Officer Barbrady.
05/20/1998
00:44
Barbrady Can't Read
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Officer Barbrady goes to a drive-thru for some food. It turns out to be a bank. He cannot read.
05/20/1998
01:16
Total Anarchy!
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At a press conference about the Chickenfucker's continuing spree, Officer Barbrady breaks down and admits he can't read.
05/20/1998
00:51
South Park Riots
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With Officer Barbrady out of the picture, South Park descends into chaos. Meanwhile, the mayor and her Goons are forced to meet the press.
05/20/1998
01:18
Try Again Dumbass
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Officer Barbrady joins the boys' third-grade class to brush up on his reading skills. Mr. Garrison gives him a few choice sentences to try.
05/20/1998
00:13
The Chickenfucker Strikes!
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The chicken coop is left unguarded. The Chickenfucker lies in wait .
05/20/1998
01:33
Go Dog Go
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Back in class, Cartman and Officer Barbrady have to give book reports in front of the class, which is tough if you still don't know how to read.
05/20/1998
00:39
Bumbly Wumbly and the Spotted Spacecraft
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Officer Barbrady and the deputies investigate the Chickenfucker's first clue at the Booktastic Bus.
05/20/1998
00:56
You Will Respect My Authoritah!
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Cartman, newly deputized, pulls a car over for speeding and sees to it that things quickly get out of hand.
05/20/1998
00:49
Major Breakthrough
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The boys arrive too late to stop the Chickenfucker, but not too late for Officer Barbrady to finally read.
05/20/1998
00:54
One Day At A Time
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The "Cops" crew returns to follow the only uniformed officer of the law in town: Cartman.
05/20/1998
00:54
Teetle the Timid Taxidermist
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Officer Barbrady struggles to master "Teetle the Timid Taxidermist" until the memory of Mr. Garrison gives him the hint he needs.
05/20/1998
01:15
Domestic Disturbance
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Cartman, still working the beat with the "Cops" team, responds to a domestic disturbance at Kenny's house.
05/20/1998
01:13
Plucked
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At a parade in his honor, Officer Barbrady denounces his new-found ability to read.
05/20/1998
00:56
Drugs Are Bad, Again
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As Mr. Mackey delivers his "Drugs are Bad" speech again, Stan and Cartman discuss their Bris plans.
05/27/1998
02:16
Drugs Are Bad
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Mr. Mackey stops by to give the class a few crucial facts about drugs. Namely, that they're bad.
05/27/1998
02:17
Mackey Smokes Pot
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Mr. Mackey smokes some pot from a homeless man. Kyle sneaks Ike on a train headed to Lincoln, Nebraska.
05/27/1998
01:55
The Real Truth
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While Mr. Mackey is back on track at the Betty Ford Clinic, the boys finally learn the not-so-awful truth about circumcision.
05/27/1998
00:49
Mr. Mackey Gets Fired
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When Mr. Mackey's sample of marijuana is stolen during his presentation, Principal Victoria has no choice but to let him go.
05/27/1998