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Cream For Your Ass

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Pip and the South Park dodgeball team wins the championship. Victory tastes particularly sweet for Chef.

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You Gotta Swim!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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- Stan
- Jimmy
- Kyle
- Piss
- Pee
- swim
- Cartman
- minorities
- Butters
- 2012
- diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown

Season 13

Pee

The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Stan's Dad
- Kenny
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- Piss
- water park
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Not My Waterpark

Season 13

Pee

Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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The Myan's Predicted This

Season 13

Pee

Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
2050 01:48
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Kenny
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- water park
- 2012
- math
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Almost All Pee

Season 13

Pee

Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- lawyer
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!

Season 13

Pee

Disaster strikes the water park.
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- Pi Pi
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- 2012
- Kenny
- Kyle
- Pee
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Cartman
- flood
- minorities
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Almost All P, No H

Season 13

Pee

The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- police
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown

Season 13

Pee

Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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- Randy
- Sharon
- Stan's Dad
- stan's mom
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- monkey
- Pee
- Piss
- scientist
- Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming

Season 13

Pee

The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Piss
- Pee
- shower
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The Minority World

Season 13

Pee

After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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- Cartman
- minorities
- future
- diary
- apocalypse
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Drink the Pee

Season 13

Pee

Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Pi Pi
- Pee
- Piss
- water park
- The Abyss
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The Antidote

Season 13

Pee

The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Fire Marshal
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- banana
- Kurt Russell
- Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- Pi Pi
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- Fire Marshal
- banana
- 2012
- Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park

Season 13

Pee

Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Chef's Advice

Season 2

Clubhouses

Chef gives Stan some Truth or Dare advice. He tells him to play it cool and don't seem too eager.
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- Stan
- Truth or Dare
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South Park Gigolo

Season 2

Chef Aid

Since Chef needs to raise a lot of money, he makes love to Kyle's mom for a hundred bucks.
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Kathie Lee is Coming

Season 1

Weight Gain 4000

The Mayor and her aides discuss how best to ready South Park for Kathie Lee Gifford's arrival.
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Well, I'm No Biologist

Season 1

Starvin' Marvin

Mephisto shows Chef the rapid rate at which his turkeys' DNA is multiplying. Chef understands and is here to help.
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Finding the Antidote

Season 4

Timmy 2000

Chef confronts the pharmacists about the Ritalin problem. They agree something must be done once they hear the children now like Phil Collins.
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- Chef
- Phil Collins
- Ritalin
- ADD
- Riddle-Out
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Smiley Face

Season 4

Chef Goes Nanners

The mayor has a smile added to the face of the black man being hanged on the flag, but Chef still finds it offensive. The mayor decides the children should decide.
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- City Hall
- the mayor
- Chef
- Racism
- South Park Flag
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Johnny Cochrane

Season 2

Chef Aid

Chef goes to court with a confident Mr. Broflovski as his lawyer, but they both panic when Johnny Cochrane appears for Capitalist Records.
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Bagging Ms. Crabtree

Season 2

Chef Aid

Chef continues pleasuring the women of South Park for money, including Ms. Crabtree.
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- Ms. Crabtree
- Chef
- sex toys
- paper bag
- Gigolo
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The Odd Couple

Season 2

Chef Aid

While in the same cell, Chef tells Mr. Garrison that his situation with Mr. Hat is totally nuts.
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- Chef
- Mr. Hat
- Mr. Twig
- Jail
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Victory in Court

Season 2

Chef Aid

Using his signature "Chewbacca Defense," Cochrane gets Chef the rights to "Stinky Britches." Chef's first order of business is to get back to the cafeteria.
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Game Day

Season 1

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
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- Pip
- Stan
- game day
- South Park Cows
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What Happened To Chef?

Season 10

The Return of Chef

The boys decide to find the Super Adventure Club to figure out why Chef is acting so strange.
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- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- Chef
- Religion
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Conjoined Fetus Lady 06.03.98 With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. Back in town, local citizens declare a "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" in a misguided attempt to help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.
Dodgeball

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
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- Nurse's Office
- War
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A Stillborn Fetus Growth

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Kyle meets Nurse Gollum, who has a stillborn fetus growth on her head.
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Conjoined Twin Myslexia

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

When Kyle's mom overhears the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum's hideous deformity, she takes it upon herself to educate them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.
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- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- kyle's mom
- Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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- stan's mom
- Stan's Dad
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Dodgeball State Final

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Chef has great news for the boys' class -- they've qualified for the state championship in dodgeball!
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- P.E. Class
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- Chef
- Dodgeball
- Pip
- Bebe
- principal victoria
- Mr. Mackey
- kyle's mom
- Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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Dinner Party

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

The dinner party at Kyle's house is going just fine, except for the fact that nobody is eating or conversing.
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You Frenchy Little Frog

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

While the boys struggle during the dodgeball state championship, Nurse Gollum explains why she has the fetus still.
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- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- Pip
- Dinner Party
- kyle's mom
- Kyle's dad
- Nurse Gollum
- Mr. Mackey
- principal victoria
- Dead Fetus
- Denver
- Cougars
- Cows
- Heart
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Cream For Your Ass

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Pip and the South Park dodgeball team wins the championship. Victory tastes particularly sweet for Chef.
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- Dodgeball
- State Championship
- Chef
- Pip
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Win
- Rodeo Clowns
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Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week with a very big crowd and a parade.
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A Lot of Black People in China

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
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- Mrs. Crabtree
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- Jelly Roll
- Vietnam War Memorial
- National Championship
- Dodgeball
- Austin Pirates
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Lifetime Achievement Award

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

At the first annual Conjoined Twin Awareness Week honorary awards dinner, a lifetime achievement award is given to Nurse Gollum.
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Captain Ahab

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

The boys are terrified of playing the Chinese dodgeball team, but Chef is excited.
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- Bus
- Chef
- China
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- kevin
- Chinese
- Ms. Crabtree
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Big American Eyes

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
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- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Kenny
- token
- Killed Kenny
- Bus
- Mrs. Crabtree
- China
- World Championship
- Dodgeball
- Announcers
- Racism
- Reverse Racism
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I'll Use My Credit Card

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

With things looking bleak for the dodgeball team, Pip knocks out an entire dodgeball team with one throw.
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- Mayor
- Crowd
- Hats
- Dead Fetus
- China
- World Championship
- Dodgeball
- Pip
- Announcers
- Stan
- Kyle
- Cartman
- Butters
- token
- Chef
- Cows
- Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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You're All A Bunch of Freaks

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

South Park wins the world championship in dodgeball and Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week comes to a close.
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- Crowd
- Dead Fetus
- Nurse Gollum
- Kyle
- Stan
- Cartman
- kyle's mom
- Kyle's dad
- Father Maxi
- Officer Barbrady
- Garrison
- Mr. Hat
- Uncle jimbo
- Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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