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Lifetime Achievement Award

Season 2

Conjoined Fetus Lady

At the first annual Conjoined Twin Awareness Week honorary awards dinner, a lifetime achievement award is given to Nurse Gollum.

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You Gotta Swim!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
6225 02:10
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Kyle
- Piss
- Pee
- swim
- Cartman
- minorities
- Butters
- 2012
- diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown

Season 13

Pee

The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
5190 01:51
- Cartman
- Kyle
- Stan
- Stan's Dad
- Kenny
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- Piss
- water park
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Not My Waterpark

Season 13

Pee

Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
203844 02:12
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The Myan's Predicted This

Season 13

Pee

Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
2219 01:48
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Kenny
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- minorities
- water park
- 2012
- math
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Almost All Pee

Season 13

Pee

Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
1647 01:29
- scientist
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- lawyer
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!

Season 13

Pee

Disaster strikes the water park.
21431 01:31
- Pi Pi
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- 2012
- Kenny
- Kyle
- Pee
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Cartman
- flood
- minorities
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Almost All P, No H

Season 13

Pee

The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
1694 01:22
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- water park
- police
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown

Season 13

Pee

Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
1638 01:27
- Randy
- Sharon
- Stan's Dad
- stan's mom
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- monkey
- Pee
- Piss
- scientist
- Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming

Season 13

Pee

The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
743 01:27
- Pi Pi
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Piss
- Pee
- shower
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The Minority World

Season 13

Pee

After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
2140 01:23
- Cartman
- minorities
- future
- diary
- apocalypse
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Drink the Pee

Season 13

Pee

Kyle prepares for his big dive.
1051 01:03
- Kyle
- Stan
- Butters
- Jimmy
- Pi Pi
- Pee
- Piss
- water park
- The Abyss
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The Antidote

Season 13

Pee

The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
1581 01:48
- scientist
- Stan's Dad
- Fire Marshal
- monkey
- Piss
- Pee
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- banana
- Kurt Russell
- Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!

Season 13

Pee

Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
1817 01:42
- Kyle
- Pee
- Piss
- Pi Pi's Splashtown
- Pi Pi
- Stan
- Jimmy
- Butters
- Stan's Dad
- Randy
- Fire Marshal
- banana
- 2012
- Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park

Season 13

Pee

Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
371705 00:22
- preview
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A New Friend

Season 11

D-Yikes!

Garrison meets Alison at the gym and gets invited to come down to the local girl bar.
3642 00:52
- Garrison
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Its My Penis

Season 12

Eek, A Penis!

Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
11218 0:50
- Garrison
- penises
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Mexican Spies

Season 11

D-Yikes!

Hoping to dig up dirt on Xerxes, the lesbians hire the Mexican day laborers to put on a disguise and be their spies.
1552 01:34
- Garrison
- Les Bos
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Some Kind of Genius

Season 4

Trapper Keeper

After his "Not Gay" breakdown, Garrison gets stuck teaching the Kindergarten class. And in it, Ike gets bullied by his new classmates for being "too smart".
3384 1:19
- Back to School
- Garrison
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Mr. Twig Snaps

Season 2

Chef Aid

As Mr. Garrison is nursing Mr. Twig back to health, he pulls down the covers and finds Mr. Twig has been broken in half.
1165 00:23
- Garrison
- Mr. Twig
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As Seen on TV

Season 12

Eek, A Penis!

Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
17312 1:21
- Garrison
- scientist
- penises
- Lab
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My Penis Looks Great

Season 12

Eek, A Penis!

Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
3629 0:50
- Garrison
- penises
- scientist
- Lab
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Long Whiskers, or Short?

Season 12

Eek, A Penis!

Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
1684 0:33
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Happy Endings

Season 12

Eek, A Penis!

Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
1917 1:40
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Scissor Me Timbers

Season 11

D-Yikes!

After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
77656 2:02
- Garrison
- Scissor
- Les Bos
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Dyke Fight

Season 11

D-Yikes!

Garrison's dyke fight at Les Bos is interrupted by news that Persians may be closing down the bar.
3953 01:24
- Garrison
- Bar
- Les Bos
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Take a Stand

Season 11

D-Yikes!

The Persians try to make peace with the Les Bos regulars. Garrison doesn't accept and decides it's time to take a stand.
25235 2:37
- Garrison
- 300
- Les Bos
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