Lifetime Achievement Award

At the first annual Conjoined Twin Awareness Week honorary awards dinner, a lifetime achievement award is given to Nurse Gollum.

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  2. treeoftenere FLAWLESS Not only is this one of the funniest and most classic Trey and Matt have let loose, but also, it contains one of the greatest Neil Diamond spoofs in the history of the world!! Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    Conjoined Fetus Lady Episode Air Date: With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. Back in town, local citizens declare a "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" in a misguided attempt to help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.
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    Conjoined Twin Myslexia

    Season 2
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    When Kyle's mom overhears the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum's hideous deformity, she takes it upon herself to educate them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.
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    You Frenchy Little Frog

    Season 2
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    While the boys struggle during the dodgeball state championship, Nurse Gollum explains why she has the fetus still.
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    I'll Use My Credit Card

    Season 2
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    With things looking bleak for the dodgeball team, Pip knocks out an entire dodgeball team with one throw.
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    Dodgeball

    Season 2
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    In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
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    A Stillborn Fetus Growth

    Season 2
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    Kyle meets Nurse Gollum, who has a stillborn fetus growth on her head.
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    Dodgeball State Final

    Season 2
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    Chef has great news for the boys' class -- they've qualified for the state championship in dodgeball!
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    Dinner Party

    Season 2
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    The dinner party at Kyle's house is going just fine, except for the fact that nobody is eating or conversing.
    1,696 views 0:58 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Cream For Your Ass

    Season 2
    Conjoined Fetus Lady
    Pip and the South Park dodgeball team wins the championship. Victory tastes particularly sweet for Chef.
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    Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week

    Season 2
    Conjoined Fetus Lady
    South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week with a very big crowd and a parade.
    3,082 views 1:08 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Lot of Black People in China

    Season 2
    Conjoined Fetus Lady
    The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
    5,055 views 1:35 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Lifetime Achievement Award

    Season 2
    Conjoined Fetus Lady
    At the first annual Conjoined Twin Awareness Week honorary awards dinner, a lifetime achievement award is given to Nurse Gollum.
    5,487 views 1:07 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Captain Ahab

    Season 2
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    The boys are terrified of playing the Chinese dodgeball team, but Chef is excited.
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    Big American Eyes

    Season 2
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    South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
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    You're All A Bunch of Freaks

    Season 2
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    South Park wins the world championship in dodgeball and Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week comes to a close.
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