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Swimming Lessons

Season 2

Summer Sucks

Mr. Garrison is falling apart because he still can't find Mr. Hat. The boys warn Cartman that if he takes swimming lessons, he'll be swimming in first grader pee.

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  1. Summer Sucks 06.24.98 It's summertime in South Park, and it sucks. The entire town is gearing up for the annual 4th of July celebration when a ban on fireworks is imposed, Mr. Hat has disappeared, Ned and Jimbo have been thrown into a Texas prison and Cartman is forced to take swimming lessons. The mayor's plan to put some punch in the 4th of July celebration with a 20-story-high "snake" goes dangerously awry and Cartman may never make it out of the deep end.
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    Mr. Hat is Missing

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    Summer Sucks
    School's almost out for the summer but Mr. Garrison threatens to keep the children in class if they don't return Mr. Hat, who's gone missing.
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    Denied Fireworks

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    Fireworks are banned in Colorado, and the boys can't believe their annual tradition has been ruined.
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    Problem Solved

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    The mayor is outraged that she can't get fireworks for the 4th of July celebration. Officer Barbrady inspires her to make the biggest snake in the world.
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    The Snake Plan

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    With nothing to blow up, the boys try some summer sledding. Jimbo is on his way to Mexico to buy fireworks, while the Mayor works on the biggest snake ever.
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    Swimming Lessons

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    Mr. Garrison is falling apart because he still can't find Mr. Hat. The boys warn Cartman that if he takes swimming lessons, he'll be swimming in first grader pee.
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    The Snake Arrives

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    The mayor's giant snake arrives just in time. In Mexico, Ned and Jimbo find Tijuana bottle rockets that are perfect for the 4th of July.
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    Poor Lamb Chop

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    Mr. Garrison is tormented by a prank caller and episodes of Lamb Chop. Cartman is sick of swimming in first grader pee at his swimming lessons.
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    The Festivities Begin

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    People from all over are flocking to South Park to see the lighting of the giant snake. Jimbo and Ned get caught with fireworks at the Mexican/American Border.
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    Killer Snake

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    The snake is growing at an alarming rate with no sign of stopping, at least not till next November.
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    Futch Ya

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    The boys call Chef for help with the snake, but he's in Aruba with the ladies, and has no intention of coming back.
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    Dr. Katz's Diagnosis

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    The ash snake has gone beyond South Park and is now a threat to all of America. Dr. Katz suggests that Mr. Hat is really Garrison's own gay persona trying to get out.
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    Giant Snake Mistake

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    The Snake's destruction continues and the death toll is rising. The country looks to the Mayor for answers, but she's gone into hiding.
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    Bottle Rocket Rescue

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    Just as the boys might give up on summer for good, Uncle Jimbo's illegal Mexican bottle rocket destroys the snake and saves the 4th of July.
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    Black Blizzard

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    Cartman finally makes it to the deep end. South Park enjoys a black, ash blizzard in July. Garrison adopts Mr. Twig as his new puppet friend.
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    Ash Face

    Season 2
    Summer Sucks
    Not realizing what has just happened to South Park, Chef returns from Aruba to find his friends and neighbors covered in what looks like black face.
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