Cartman Crucified

The boys finish up the performance of the Stations and leaving Cartman for dead on the cross so he can get a erection.

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  1. About the Episode

    Spontaneous Combustion Episode Air Date: The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. The mayor enlists Stan's dad, the resident geologist, to find a solution to the ever-increasing problem. Meanwhile, the boys come up with a bizarre plan to help Mr. Broflovski's problem in the bedroom.
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    Kenny's Funeral

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    The mayor appoints Randy to solve the combustion problem. At Kenny's funeral, the congregation prays for football and the boys agree to perform the Stations of the Cross.
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    Nobel Prize Awards

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    Randy wins the Nobel Prize for his spontaneous fart theory. Kyle tries to make his parents feel better by telling them that he is getting a erection for them.
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    Stan's Pep Talk

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    Randy is hiding in the basement, beating himself up. After Stan gives him a pep talk, Randy spaces out and has a psychedelic musical fantasy.
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    Kenny Combusts

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    Kyle's parents have been fighting because Kyle's dad can't get an erection. Kenny sudenly catches fire and dies.
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    Another Combustion

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    Randy develops his hypothesis as another combustion occurs. The boys work on their Stations of the Cross and Cartman is cast as Jesus.
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    Stations of the Cross

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    The boys perform the Stations of the Cross in church. Randy figures out the reason for the combustions, and requests a town meeting.
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    Cartman Crucified

    Season 3
    Spontaneous Combustion
    The boys finish up the performance of the Stations and leaving Cartman for dead on the cross so he can get a erection.
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    Release the Pressure

    Season 3
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    Randy reveals that held-in farts are causing the combustions. The Mayor suggests that the whole town must fart on a regular basis.
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    Everybody Farts

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    The Mayor declares Randy Marsh Day as the whole town takes to the new farting policy. Cartman is still on the cross.
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    Heat Wave

    Season 3
    Spontaneous Combustion
    A mysterious heat wave takes over South Park, and the mayor has Randy try to figure it out. Cartman is still on the cross and he just won't die.
    1,611 views 00:01:18 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Global Warming

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    Spontaneous Combustion
    While trying to solve the heat wave problem, Randy watches "Jesus and Pals." On it, Mephesto explains that it's the massive amounts of farting that has caused the heat wave.
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    The Stations of Randy

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    The town is furious with Randy. If they fart, it causes global warming. If they hold it in, they'll spontaneously combust.
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    Growing Problem

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    The town is against Randy. Three young women take their clothes off to show Kyle's Dad the damage the heat wave caused, and he is resurrected.
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    Fart in Moderation

    Season 3
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    Randy solves the fart problem and wins the town's respect again. Kyle's Dad gets an erection, and Cartman has lost a ton of weight on the cross.
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    Nerections For Jesus

    Season 3
    Spontaneous Combustion
    After performing the "Stations of the Cross", Cartman finds out just how difficult it is to be Jesus...
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