Loch Ness Monster

With Cartman unconscious at the optometrist's office, the rest of the boys have to sit through stories about the Loch Ness Monster.

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  1. About the Episode

    The Succubus Episode Air Date: It's wedding bells for Chef! He has finally found the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend. The festivities begin as Chef's parents arrive from Scotland fresh from an encounter with the Loch Ness Monster.
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