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Parents Are No Help

Season 3

Tweek Vs. Craig

Craig and Tweek ask their parents what they should do when challenged to a fight, but they are no help.

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  2. xTweekersx Parent Are No Help I love this episode so much xD This is my favorite part reply
  3. OfficialCraigTucker Parents r no help My parents r no god **** help reply
  4. MysterionCraig Lol. **** U Parents reply
  5. Tweek&KyleFan Tweek Haha! I love Tweek!
    "Gah! Your stories never go anywhere, I hate it! I hate! I want out! I want out!"
    Ha, he makes me laugh :D     reply
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  1. Tweek Vs. Craig 06.23.99 The boys instigate a fight between Tweek and Craig in shop class. After a lackluster first bout, Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek how to box, while Cartman instructs Craig in the art of Sumo wrestling. Meanwhile, Mr. Adler, the shop teacher, is haunted by a recurring dream of his lost love, and Kenny works to stay as far away from the belt sander as possible.
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    Shop Class

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    Mr. Adler introduces the boys to shop class and tries to figure out who the biggest trouble maker is.
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    Starting a Fight

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    The boys pit Tweek and Craig against each other, and they agree to fight. Mr. Adler has some flashbacks of his former love.
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    But Red Racer's On

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    Tweek and Craig don't show up for the fight. The boys talk them into fighting the next day.
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    Parents Are No Help

    Season 3
    Tweek Vs. Craig
    Craig and Tweek ask their parents what they should do when challenged to a fight, but they are no help.
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    Adler's Flashback

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    Mr. Adler is incapable of moving past a deceased lover. He has horrible flashbacks that even nicotine gum can't help.
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    Fight Announcement

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    A fight breaks out at Tweek and Craig's fight announcement. The ladies learn invaluable lessons in Home Ec. about how to find the perfect man.
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    Tommy's Face

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    Mr. Adler has trouble keeping tabs on the kids when he gets lost in his memories.
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    How Do You Fight?

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    Expectations for the fight fall flat when Tweek and Craig have no idea what to do. Stan and Cartman agrue fightng techniques.
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    The Oppenheimer Technique

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    Jimbo shows Tweek the fine points of fighting like a real man's man. This includes hitting and kicking your opponent's balls.
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    Sumo Lessons

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    Craig is instructed in the powers of Sumo but has trouble overcoming the power of Cartman's ass. Mr. Adler is plagued by nightmares.
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    Failing Home Ec.

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    Ms. Choise thinks Kenny should transfer into shop class. The girls can't wait to see the fight.
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    The Fight Begins

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    Tweek and Craig finally begin their school yard fight. Mr. Adler gives up on life when he runs out of nicotine gum.
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    Mr. Adler Set Free

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    The fight interrupts Mr. Adler's suicide attempt. Adler uses Kenny's death to say goodbye to his dead lover and is finally free.
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    Hospital Fight

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    The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpose, just to see who was tougher.
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