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Band Practice
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The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
The boys practice their instruments for a Civil War reenactment. Cartman doesn't really grasp the concept.
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The boys practice their instruments for a Civil War reenactment. Cartman doesn't really grasp the concept.
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01:02
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Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Civil War Reenactment
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Cartman shows up as General Lee for the reenactment, pissing off the other boys. They make a bet that if the South wins, the boys have to be Cartman's slave, and vice versa.
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The battle gets going and everyone's having a great time, until Cartman steals the bell in an attempt to rewrite history.
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The South Wins
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The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
11.24.99
The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle. Cartman has visions of glory as he suits up for the Confederacy and leads the drunken rebels to defeat the Northerners, just so he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.
Band Practice
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
The boys practice their instruments for a Civil War reenactment. Cartman doesn't really grasp the concept.
540
01:02
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Civil War Reenactment
add to playlist
General Cartman Lee
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
Cartman shows up as General Lee for the reenactment, pissing off the other boys. They make a bet that if the South wins, the boys have to be Cartman's slave, and vice versa.
752
01:58
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Garrison
grandpa
Robert E. Lee
Civil War Reenactment
Jagerminz
Slavery
add to playlist
The Reenactment
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
The battle gets going and everyone's having a great time, until Cartman steals the bell in an attempt to rewrite history.
295
01:24
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
grandpa
Randy
Ned
Battle
Civil War Reenactment
add to playlist
For the Confederacy
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
After being reprimanded for stealing the bell, Cartman stands up for his beliefs. He talks his side into changing the rules and actually win the battle.
305
01:06
Ned
Cartman
Garrison
Jimbo
Jagerminz
History
add to playlist
The South Wins
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
The battle is redone, but this time, the Confederates take charge and wins.
394
00:58
grandpa
Randy
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Jimbo
The South
Re-enactment
Officer Barbrady
add to playlist
Let's Take Topeka
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
At the after party, Cartman riles the crowd up to move forward and take Topeka.
67005
01:59
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Randy
Garrison
Jimbo
Topeka
Jagerminz
add to playlist
Victory in Topeka
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
A drunken group of Confederates march to Topeka, Kansas and conquer it.
235
01:16
Randy
liquor store
Topeka
Kansas
Battle
Cartman
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Jagerminz
add to playlist
Fighting On
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
Stan and Kyle wait at the bus stop for their dads to get back from battle. Butters shows up with a letter from Cartman saying they will not sleep until they win the war.
296
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The National Guard
Season 3
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182
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Kenny
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Stan's Plan
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
Stan's plan is to get rid of all the schnapps, causing the Confederates to give up and go home.
198
01:26
Kenny's Mom
Cartman
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Stan
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grandpa
Jimbo
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add to playlist
A Refueled Confederacy
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
Just as the Confederates are ready to head back, Cartman calls in another load of schnapps. They get drunk again and decide to keep fighting.
2527
02:00
Ned
Jimbo
Garrison
Randy
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
grandpa
Jagerminz
Grab Ass
Kyle's dad
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add to playlist
South Carolina Joins the Battle
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
The Confederates get stopped by the National Guard in South Carolina. A huge mob of locals join them in battle, and they take Fort Sumter.
406
01:48
Cartman
Jimbo
Stan
Kyle
grandpa
National Guard
South Carolina
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Fort Sumter
Jagerminz
add to playlist
The Confederate Demands
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
The Confederates get to D.C. and demand the Confederacy be declared its own nation. Clinton and Gore agree to speak with them.
227
00:53
Jimbo
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
grandpa
Washington D.C.
Bill Clinton
Al Gore
Marisa Tomei
add to playlist
The War is Won
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
Stan and Kyle play along with the reenactment in order to stop the Confederates. Cartman realizes that slavery has been abolished, so he's off the hook.
2341
02:04
Stan
Kyle
grandpa
Jimbo
Cartman
Jefferson Davis
Abraham Lincoln
Bill Clinton
Aliens
Jagerminz
add to playlist