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The Reenactment
Season 3
The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
The battle gets going and everyone's having a great time, until Cartman steals the bell in an attempt to rewrite history.
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The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
11.24.99
The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle. Cartman has visions of glory as he suits up for the Confederacy and leads the drunken rebels to defeat the Northerners, just so he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.
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66906
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Randy
Garrison
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Jagerminz
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A Refueled Confederacy
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Just as the Confederates are ready to head back, Cartman calls in another load of schnapps. They get drunk again and decide to keep fighting.
2441
02:00
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Jimbo
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Randy
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Stan
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The War is Won
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2269
02:04
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The battle gets going and everyone's having a great time, until Cartman steals the bell in an attempt to rewrite history.
254
01:24
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Kyle
Cartman
grandpa
Randy
Ned
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Civil War Reenactment
add to playlist
For the Confederacy
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After being reprimanded for stealing the bell, Cartman stands up for his beliefs. He talks his side into changing the rules and actually win the battle.
273
01:06
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Garrison
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Jagerminz
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The South Wins
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The battle is redone, but this time, the Confederates take charge and wins.
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00:58
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206
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