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The National Guard

Season 3

The Red Badge of Gayness (war)

The Confederates go on a drunken rampage all the way to Tennessee, the National Guard is now involved, and Stan has a plan.

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  1. The Red Badge of Gayness (war) 11.24.99 The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle. Cartman has visions of glory as he suits up for the Confederacy and leads the drunken rebels to defeat the Northerners, just so he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.
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    Let's Take Topeka

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    At the after party, Cartman riles the crowd up to move forward and take Topeka.
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    A Refueled Confederacy

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    Just as the Confederates are ready to head back, Cartman calls in another load of schnapps. They get drunk again and decide to keep fighting.
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    The War is Won

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    Stan and Kyle play along with the reenactment in order to stop the Confederates. Cartman realizes that slavery has been abolished, so he's off the hook.
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    Band Practice

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    The boys practice their instruments for a Civil War reenactment. Cartman doesn't really grasp the concept.
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    General Cartman Lee

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    Cartman shows up as General Lee for the reenactment, pissing off the other boys. They make a bet that if the South wins, the boys have to be Cartman's slave, and vice versa.
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    The Reenactment

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    The battle gets going and everyone's having a great time, until Cartman steals the bell in an attempt to rewrite history.
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    For the Confederacy

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    After being reprimanded for stealing the bell, Cartman stands up for his beliefs. He talks his side into changing the rules and actually win the battle.
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    The South Wins

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    The battle is redone, but this time, the Confederates take charge and wins.
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    Victory in Topeka

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    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    A drunken group of Confederates march to Topeka, Kansas and conquer it.
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    Fighting On

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    Stan and Kyle wait at the bus stop for their dads to get back from battle. Butters shows up with a letter from Cartman saying they will not sleep until they win the war.
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    The National Guard

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    The Confederates go on a drunken rampage all the way to Tennessee, the National Guard is now involved, and Stan has a plan.
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    Stan's Plan

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    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    Stan's plan is to get rid of all the schnapps, causing the Confederates to give up and go home.
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    South Carolina Joins the Battle

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    The Confederates get stopped by the National Guard in South Carolina. A huge mob of locals join them in battle, and they take Fort Sumter.
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    The Confederate Demands

    Season 3
    The Red Badge of Gayness (war)
    The Confederates get to D.C. and demand the Confederacy be declared its own nation. Clinton and Gore agree to speak with them.
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