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Christmas Tree & Pie
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.
Mr. Hankey
Jesus Christ
Cartman
Song
Birth of Jesus
O Holy Night
Pie
tree
thank you Jesus
camel
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Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Jay Leno visits South Park Elementary to find out what Thanksgiving means to the kids.
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Jay Leno
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Special
chin
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
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All For Nothing
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
The kindergarten class perform their Thanksgiving show - which is not as extravagant as Butters warned.
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00:50
Garrison
Kindergarten
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Timmy
Gobbles
Thanksgiving
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Braveheart
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
4483
01:10
the mayor
evil turkeys
Chef
motivational speech
Stan
Kyle
turkey speech
horse
warrior
braveheart
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Martha Stewart Living
Season 6
Red Hot Catholic Love
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
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Martha Stewart
Living
Turkey
Federal Agents
Lubricating Gel
Squat
Baste
Intero-Rectogestion
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Sports Watch
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
7537
01:44
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Terrance and Phillip
Thanksgiving Special
Sally Struthers
Ethiopian
Cheesy poofs
Africa
Full House
vas deferens
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Holiday Dinner
Season 2
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Stan's family is dead to him. The boys can't believe the Cartman family's disgusting dinner manners.
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01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman's Mom
Stan
Cartman's Grandma
Cartman's Grandpa
Catheter Bag
Cousin Elvin
Uncle Howard
pot pie
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Can Opener?
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
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00:30
Mrs.. mccormick
Mr.. mccormick
kevin
Kenny
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The Battle Against The Turkeys
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
4378
01:40
starvin' marvin
Kenny
Kyle
Killed Kenny
Stan
Dr. Mephisto
Chef
Officer Barbrady
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Picking a Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Kyle and Timmy go to a farm to get a turkey for the play. Timmy picks out a "messed up one" bound for execution.
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00:53
Kyle
Play
Timmy
Thanksgiving
Turkey
Gobbles
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We Found An Ethernopian
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
5182
01:31
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Terrance and Phillip
starvin' marvin
Ethiopian
adoption
digital sports watch
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Alinicia, the Broadway Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Alinicia, the Broadway turkey won't work with other turkeys, and Timmy won't work unless Gobbles is in the show.
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Cartman
Play
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Timmy
Clyde
Geoffrey Maynard
LaMonde
Gobbles
Helen Keller
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A Present From Deep Inside of You
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
The postman and the kids introduce us to Mr. Hankey and his Christmas Classics. Songs, stink and holiday cheer.
1972
02:06
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Poo
Santa Claus
Christmas Song
Song
reindeer
10 Holiday Songs
Kids
Snowman
Postman
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Hanukkah
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Kyle brings Hanukkah into the mix by singing "The Dreidel Song." However, the more people join in, the more the message is lost.
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03:16
Mr. Hankey
Hanukkah
Ike
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sheila broflovski
Postman
Santa
reindeer
Courtney Cox
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Hitler Sings
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
A sad little Hitler sings to himself in German while sitting around in Hell, but then Satan shows up and brightens the mood.
54831
03:24
Mr. Hankey
Hell
Satan
Christmas
Postman
Santa
reindeer
Christmas Tree
Jeffrey Dahmer
Genghis Kahn
Andy Dick
Hitler
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Mackey of the Bells
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
A chorus of Mr. Mackeys sings "Carol of the Bells." He multiplies, turns into bells, and softly sings for all to enjoy.
11426
04:16
Mr. Mackey
Song
Christmas Song
bells
Carol of the Bells
ding-dong
chorus
multiply
WSBK News 2
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Christmas Tree & Pie
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.
3395
02:08
Mr. Hankey
Jesus Christ
Cartman
Song
Birth of Jesus
O Holy Night
Pie
tree
thank you Jesus
camel
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Merry F&*#ing Christmas
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
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02:19
Mr. Hankey
Garrison
Song
Christmas
class
cultural
Merry Fucking Christmas
racist
international
India
Middle East
Japan
cake
Mr. Hat
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Shut Up, Turds!
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Shelly tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
1818
01:12
Shelly
Stan
Kyle
I Saw Three Ships
retainer
lisp
News 2 WSBK
Star Wars
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Santa and Jesus
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Santa and Jesus sing a lounge-style medley of Christmas songs together. Santa gets mad because there are still more songs about Jesus, so he storms off the stage.
2896
03:37
Mr. Hankey
Santa
Jesus Christ
Poo
Joy to the World
Away in the Manger
Super-fantastic
Rio
Duran Duran
Let it Snow
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Time To Go Mr. Hankey
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Hankey and the gang sing a lovely "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" for the finale. Then Hankey gets flushed down the toilet.
972
02:08
Mr. Hankey
Poo
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Killed Kenny
John F. Kennedy
Finale
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Hitler
News 2 WSBK
Star Wars
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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
12.01.99
Hosted by Mr. Hankey himself, holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style. Highlights include Cartman's rendition of "O Holy Night," Satan's own version of "Christmastime in Hell" and a festive duet with Jesus and Santa performing some all-time favorites."
A Present From Deep Inside of You
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
The postman and the kids introduce us to Mr. Hankey and his Christmas Classics. Songs, stink and holiday cheer.
1972
02:06
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Poo
Santa Claus
Christmas Song
Song
reindeer
10 Holiday Songs
Kids
Snowman
Postman
add to playlist
Hanukkah
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Kyle brings Hanukkah into the mix by singing "The Dreidel Song." However, the more people join in, the more the message is lost.
293015
03:16
Mr. Hankey
Hanukkah
Ike
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sheila broflovski
Postman
Santa
reindeer
Courtney Cox
add to playlist
Hitler Sings
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
A sad little Hitler sings to himself in German while sitting around in Hell, but then Satan shows up and brightens the mood.
54831
03:24
Mr. Hankey
Hell
Satan
Christmas
Postman
Santa
reindeer
Christmas Tree
Jeffrey Dahmer
Genghis Kahn
Andy Dick
Hitler
add to playlist
Mackey of the Bells
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
A chorus of Mr. Mackeys sings "Carol of the Bells." He multiplies, turns into bells, and softly sings for all to enjoy.
11426
04:16
Mr. Mackey
Song
Christmas Song
bells
Carol of the Bells
ding-dong
chorus
multiply
WSBK News 2
add to playlist
Christmas Tree & Pie
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.
3395
02:08
Mr. Hankey
Jesus Christ
Cartman
Song
Birth of Jesus
O Holy Night
Pie
tree
thank you Jesus
camel
add to playlist
Merry F&*#ing Christmas
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
4375
02:19
Mr. Hankey
Garrison
Song
Christmas
class
cultural
Merry Fucking Christmas
racist
international
India
Middle East
Japan
cake
Mr. Hat
add to playlist
Shut Up, Turds!
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Shelly tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
1818
01:12
Shelly
Stan
Kyle
I Saw Three Ships
retainer
lisp
News 2 WSBK
Star Wars
add to playlist
Santa and Jesus
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Santa and Jesus sing a lounge-style medley of Christmas songs together. Santa gets mad because there are still more songs about Jesus, so he storms off the stage.
2896
03:37
Mr. Hankey
Santa
Jesus Christ
Poo
Joy to the World
Away in the Manger
Super-fantastic
Rio
Duran Duran
Let it Snow
add to playlist
Time To Go Mr. Hankey
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Hankey and the gang sing a lovely "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" for the finale. Then Hankey gets flushed down the toilet.
972
02:08
Mr. Hankey
Poo
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Killed Kenny
John F. Kennedy
Finale
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Hitler
News 2 WSBK
Star Wars
add to playlist