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Shut Up, Turds!

Season 3

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Shelly tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.

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  1. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 12.01.99 Hosted by Mr. Hankey himself, holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style. Highlights include Cartman's rendition of "O Holy Night," Satan's own version of "Christmastime in Hell" and a festive duet with Jesus and Santa performing some all-time favorites."
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    Mackey of the Bells

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    A chorus of Mr. Mackeys sings "Carol of the Bells." He multiplies, turns into bells, and softly sings for all to enjoy.
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    A Present From Deep Inside of You

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    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    The postman and the kids introduce us to Mr. Hankey and his Christmas Classics. Songs, stink and holiday cheer.
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    Christmas Tree & Pie

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.
    584 02:08 add to playlist
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    Merry F&*#ing Christmas

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    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
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    Shut Up, Turds!

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Shelly tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
    337 01:12 add to playlist
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    Santa and Jesus

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Santa and Jesus sing a lounge-style medley of Christmas songs together. Santa gets mad because there are still more songs about Jesus, so he storms off the stage.
    297 03:37 add to playlist
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    Time To Go Mr. Hankey

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Mr. Hankey and the gang sing a lovely "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" for the finale. Then Hankey gets flushed down the toilet.
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