Shut Up, Turds!

Shelly tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.

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  2. pit16 ha ha ha Stan ROCKS shelly SUCKS Reply
  3. iloveyooh XD aha.This is hilarious Reply
  4. kenny-loves-2 kenny-loves-2 awesome Reply
  5. carlos198 this video is so fuckin cool Reply
  6. 0Jessica0 Kyle is adorable!!
    I just love the ending:Shelly got up and killed the turds on Christmas day on the morning..XD
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    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Episode Air Date: Hosted by Mr. Hankey himself, holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style. Highlights include Cartman's rendition of "O Holy Night," Satan's own version of "Christmastime in Hell" and a festive duet with Jesus and Santa performing some all-time favorites."
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