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Shelly tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.

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  1. About the Episode

    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Episode Air Date: Hosted by Mr. Hankey himself, holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style. Highlights include Cartman's rendition of "O Holy Night," Satan's own version of "Christmastime in Hell" and a festive duet with Jesus and Santa performing some all-time favorites."
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    Hanukkah

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Kyle brings Hanukkah into the mix by singing "The Dreidel Song." However, the more people join in, the more the message is lost.
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    Hitler Sings

    Season 3
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    A sad little Hitler sings to himself in German while sitting around in Hell, but then Satan shows up and brightens the mood.
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    Mackey of the Bells

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    A chorus of Mr. Mackeys sings "Carol of the Bells." He multiplies, turns into bells, and softly sings for all to enjoy.
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    A Present From Deep Inside of You

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    The postman and the kids introduce us to Mr. Hankey and his Christmas Classics. Songs, stink and holiday cheer.
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    Christmas Tree & Pie

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.
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    Merry F&*#ing Christmas

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
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    Shut Up, Turds!

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Shelly tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
    59,306 views 00:01:12 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Santa and Jesus

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Santa and Jesus sing a lounge-style medley of Christmas songs together. Santa gets mad because there are still more songs about Jesus, so he storms off the stage.
    88,984 views 00:03:37 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Time To Go Mr. Hankey

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Mr. Hankey and the gang sing a lovely "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" for the finale. Then Hankey gets flushed down the toilet.
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    A Present From Down Below

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    The kids join together to sing about the jolliest piece of poo in South Park.
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    Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Kyle's family and the boys share a precious Hanukkah moment.
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  13. Merry F*#@ing Christmas To The World

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Mr. Garrison travels to every corner of the world to spread his special holiday wishes.
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    Santa and Jesus Duet

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Jesus and Santa share the spotlight for this classic holiday duet.
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